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Megan Macomber's avatar

Burgum is Mug Rub backwards. Don't forget that--especially once cowardly and insecure DJT makes him the VP pick due to his posing the least hottie competition. Or any competition.

MUG. RUB.

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Gammarae's avatar

i will never be asked to work in television, because if anybody said to me "i'm not going to answer that", i would say "well, that's total bullshit" and get canned.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

He could say "Well, you're going to be asked about it over and over until you do answer."

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, MM. I'm glad this is your job, not mine.

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Randal Cooper's avatar

My money's still on Ivanka.

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CJLB's avatar

I just looked at Burgum's Wiki page. Did he and Kristi get their teeth done at the same Texas dentist?

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Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

Yes. But only one of them had to make an endorsement to pay for the work.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Kristi Noem? They could have had me. Whatever they asked me, I guarantee you my answers would be a lot more interesting than hers.

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Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

How many pets have you killed?

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Damn. I think I see a flaw in my thinking.

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Charlo's avatar

A++ Loki gif.

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MrPug's avatar

Why would she want to go on these, but at least as important, why the fuck do these shows want her on?

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

"it's a wonderful book...and I kill only one dog and one pet goat!"

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Spoiler alert!

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PRW's avatar

In fairness, that pet goat had stunned our president for upwards of seven minutes during a national crisis ...

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Tea & Sorcery AKA Sean Jungian's avatar

I live in Nodak, and you cannot believe the outrageous second-hand embarrassment I feel over ol' Dougie. Just UUUUGHHHH GUY, HAVE SOME SELF-RESPECT!!!

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Steven McCrary's avatar

Doggonit, I was hoping he would have picked Katie Britt for running mate. Wouldn’t that be a shitshow, I mean a big plus for women in this country?!

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Wondering Woman's avatar

He’s already got a trophy wife so why have another with only tradwife credentials.

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AIB's avatar

The Kim Jong Un thing is such a whopper. Other politicians have been caught with whoppers about being war heroes. My theory is that they start with a lie told to impress a few friends. Then they spread until other people hear them and ask the politician about them. Rather than admit it didn’t happen, the politician embellishes the lie. With Noem, it probably got to the point where her ghost writer or chief of staff insisted that she include the story in her book, because why wouldn’t she if it was true? Now she doesn’t want to admit she lied the first time around. She’s in an untenable position. Good.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Has anyone talked to anyone else, like her daughter?

What did your mother say when you asked, "Where's Cricket?"

Wait a minute. She was the one Mom intervened with to get her a real estate license, right? So, she'd just lie.

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Sojourner44's avatar

If nothing else, Trump has proven for once and for all that being a dimwit is not a liability for a republican politician.

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Cruella put the bit about the North Korean dictator in her book as a verbal motorboating of trump's grundle. That is all.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

Well said.

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funnyhaha's avatar

Honest to gawd, Kristi Noem could have taken a bite out of a baby and her numbers would be stronger than they are since the puppy-murder story. When will these psychos understand that we love animals? I'm currently reading a book by Sam Kean called "The Icepick Surgeon: Murder, Fraud, Sabotage, Piracy, and other Dastardly Deeds Perpetrated in the Name of Science," which is about exactly what you think it is about, and I'm reading every page of it . . . except the chapter on animal experimentation.

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