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albabe's avatar

I still like Milo Yammalammalips. It has a nice 1950's sorta feel.

MichaelRMora's avatar

https://uploads.disquscdn.c... This is really a great complement or a sarcastic insult. Either way....

Oblio's Cap's avatar

But as awesome an insight!

george lastrapes's avatar

Another school of thought holds that Tomi Lowrent will metamorphose into an Ann Coulter-like couthless runt.

george lastrapes's avatar

He controls the moon, too. Owns property there.

Lordpnut's avatar

Good to commune with you again, Your. ..Firmness. Seems a bit of madness has set in while you were away, but I'm sure you're up to speed on that. My sister, too, captured toddchucks and sold them to tourists, but often they'd gnaw through the capture-sack and return to huddle around the boiler. Eventually, they reached critical mass and their neckbeards flashed. The fine my sister got from the ASPCA put her out of business, and we had to drive off the toddchucks with a rake and electric guitar.Good times.

george lastrapes's avatar

It is I, Titular Head! So nice to be seeing you again, moya Pnutska! Is funny and thought-prokoffing tale of todchucks which also plague my homeland.Sometime in my country are childs of rural persons trying to make pet of todchucks, but is pity that all go into soup pot soon or sooner. Todchucks, not childs! They are tough and taste stupid.

RickyG's avatar

Ha! Just thought it was meaner.

MichaelRMora's avatar

A common mispronounciation mistake. I have less money and oscars.

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Betty White for the win.

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Thanks. I have my finger crossed for penguin or baby otter. I certain have screwed up my last 2...😆

MichaelRMora's avatar

Yes but only using their snout and on top of tall trees. Their paws make it too difficult to use the bumpers and their necks are hurt if they are too low to the ground.

MichaelRMora's avatar

Really?! I have to have a word with our esteemed Editrix.... 😀

Bobo Brazil's avatar

You are OK in my book. Looking forward to more of your articles.

ahughes798's avatar

I wondered why there were no Harleys in the Isle of Man TT. Must be too slow.