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schmannity's avatar

I've been on some freaky dates, but the narrative never goes ..."eventually, we ended up at the crematorium."

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

As an Episcopalian myself, it means Agnostic Anglican. To me at least.

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SullivanSt's avatar

MB knows the Wonketz loves him, it keeps his pness permanently swollen.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Given your existence, it wasn't just faces your parents were fucking...

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The Quirk's avatar

She gets a hand up from that Invisible Hand of the Marketplace!

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bobbert's avatar

Ummim libel.

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It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

MB - I might be being a bit presumptuous here, but that sounds very hopeless - not your usual - are you okay? Finding peace in a completely indifferent universe is possible - it isn't easy but it can be done. ...and I promise you as your brain shuts down at the end, whenever it is - you won't be thinking about the mortgage.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I wasn't an Atheist until I read the bible.

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chascates's avatar

Ayn Rand was an atheist. And she ranks higher as a Republican Saint than Ronaldus Magnus. Who himself didn't know what flavor of Protestantism he belonged to or whether or not he had been born again.

But 'Sippy' Cupp doesn't seem to find anything about herself to loathe. <a href="http://www.redsecupp.com/bi..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.redsecupp.com/bio.php">http://www.redsecupp.com/bi...

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ValiumNation's avatar

Remember that kid the conservatives trotted out who wrote a book and shortly thereafter renounced conservatism & yada yada? S.E. Cupp's wiki page reminds me of that.

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schmannity's avatar

Cupp and Ball sounds like a hip joint, orthopedically speaking.

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schmannity's avatar

I used to wear an S.E. Cupp when I played for the SEC.

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It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

One word: secular humanism!

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ValiumNation's avatar

From The Blaze, you've been warned. <a href="http://www.theblaze.com/sto..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.theblaze.com/stories/exclusive-s-e-cup...">http://www.theblaze.com/sto... She has the geek look that so many of Reddit fap over.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

You know...sometimes the snark can be so thick the real point gets lost. Just sayin'.

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It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

As a die hard atheist I'm forced to have hope based only on human beings.

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