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Imma just gonna leave <a href="http:\/\/www.fal.net\/html\/sitcom.html" target="_blank">this sitcom generator</a> here...

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Are you insinuating that "Kill 'em all, and let God sort 'em out" is not straight outa one of the Gospels?

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Everything old is new again, while possibly retaining its schlock value.

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I think we get a head start on removing large pieces of wood from our own eye.

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The Harper Valley PTA begs to disagree. You will be hearing from our lawyers shortly.

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That's arguably kinder than Alan Sokal: "Anyone who believes that the laws of physics are mere social conventions is invited to try transgressing those conventions from the windows of my apartment. (I live on the twenty-first floor.)"

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Speaking as an old, you young whippersnappers may want to notice that them there horseless carriages is contributing to this here global warmin'. We warned youse! Course, the horses farted nearly as much as the cows. And the smell of the horseshit in the streets would fair make you lose yer lunch. And ... nurse! what was I talking about?

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i'm not sure how porpoises fit in, but we still have joe barton, eric cantor and michele bachman.

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<i>a denial of all that is true, righteous, and good. In its suppression of the higher aspects of man’s character, it unleashes the beastly aspects — the utterly sinful nature — of man.</i>

Sounds more like the Fox News mission statement to me.

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Caption: The GOP reaches out to Hispanic voters.

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Mooslinists.

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Cause and effect (or at least sequential time) seem to be rather flexible in their universe.

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"Fundamentalism asserts its totalitarian power over the body and soul of every human being under its control and will not tolerate any interference with the God of the Bible and Christianity."

Scary to think about how much they have in common. We should be grateful they're so bitchy, and are unlikely to become BFF's.

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Pics or it <strike>isn't</strike> er, never happened.

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I think it's porn.

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In the '60s, Marcos was anxious to assist with the commie-bashing in Vietnam. I'm guessing that Juan is a <a href="http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_nxUb2kYKSvI\/Rw-JLy_p1jI\/AAAAAAAAA60\/RBxDWNLI7CM\/s1600\/Philcag in Vietnam 67.jpg" target="_blank">PHILCAG</a> operative. The artist was obviously stumped by the concept of a Spanish-speaking southeast asian, which may explain why we have a coolie named Juan.

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