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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

A performance of 4′33″ would probably send these people into fits as the silence, THE SILENCE, drove them mad, unleashing the full force of their cognitive dissonance to wreak havoc on their psyches.

PubOption's avatar

Add 'The Mousehole Cat' to the list. Book or video. <a href="http:\/\/vimeo.com\/42079212" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://vimeo.com/42079212">http://vimeo.com/42079212</a>

Unfortunately, part 3 is missing.

malsperanza's avatar

Ah, I love it when the Christers and Teabaggers get confused about art styles. Abstraction = Radical Politics! Rockwell = Conservative! Fuckin illiterates.

Norman Rockwell: lifelong, ardent progressive. Painted impassioned artworks about civil rights and racial equality when the aesthetic avant-garde was stone silent.

Jackson Pollock: Created an art style that to the not-so-illiterate Cold Warriors handily embodies the concepts of freedom of expression, liberty, rejection of state authority over ideas, and other Things the Soviets Were Against. <a href="http://gizmodo.com/5686753/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://gizmodo.com/5686753/how-the-cia-spent-secr...">http://gizmodo.com/5686753/...

Chris Grrr's avatar

When you put it that way...

Smoking, drinking, fornication. The teachers probably have to explain what those things are to their students, who wouldn't encounter such behavior in conservative Pleasantville.

malsperanza's avatar

Also: Best. Photoshop. Evar.

Chris Grrr's avatar

It's one of the more accessible examples of Zoomianism.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Aesthete, atheist -- who can tell the difference? And why would homeskoolers need to know?

Fartknocker's avatar

My favorite moment is when she's walking towards the sun wearing a thin skirt and the sunlight illuminates her legs and posterior.

Fartknocker's avatar

This posting was enlightening. I now understand why my odd neighbor who advocates home skooling believes that a Paula Dean cookbook and the latest edition of Field and Stream constitutes her interpretation of coffee table books.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Wait a minute...wasn't dadaism a response to a war where Christians on both sides were ground to a powder while their Christian generals and politician declared god was on their side?

PubOption's avatar

Are the wingnuts aware that Muggeridge skewered the USA with his comments about Gas, Food, Drugs and Beauty? I can't find the original, it could have been part of radio broadcast, but the link refers to it. <a href="http://books.google.com/boo..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://books.google.com/books?id=ra_Li1zNZ54C&amp...">http://books.google.com/boo...

Lot_49's avatar

OT, but crazy Louie Gohmert does not fail to adhere to his name. <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.c..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/16/louie-go...">http://www.huffingtonpost.c...

SullivanSt's avatar

I can certainly understand why they'd be hatin' on Kafka. After all, <em>The Trial</em> does indicate a certain distaste for an authoritarian system acting arbitrarily, whereas the Christianists absolutely need their little people to be accepting Because I Said So as a definitive answer.

SullivanSt's avatar

<blockquote>The rest of the sins of literary liberals are mostly laid at the feet of early 20th Century writers who were blinded to the awfulness of Stalin, with no mention of any liberals who later changed their views or condemned him from the start, because apparently that never happened.</blockquote

What delicious irony that they attempt to flush <em>1984</em> down the memory hole.</blockquote>

ETA: Bah, should've read the whole piece. I'm guessing <em>The Road To Wigan Pier</em> is <strong>not</strong> on their approved reading list.