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It was one of those socialist, European Airbuses, so a valid target.

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Dobbs help me I did.

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Then your friends got suckered. The 90s case was an April fools joke; see <a href="http:\/\/www.snopes.com\/religion\/pi.asp" target="_blank">snopes</a>. There are persistent claims that Christianists somewhere got, or almost got, a law passed fixing pi as 3, but it's never happened. The closest was the <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Indiana_Pi_Bill" target="_blank">Indiana Pi Bill</a>, which wasn't religiously inspired, and didn't actually specify a value for pi. It was so incoherent that it implied several different wrong values for pi, none of which was 3.

Incidentally, "the bible says pi is 3" is a really lousy anti-biblical argument. The thing being described in 1 Kings 7:23 and 2 Chronicles 4:2 was "a molten sea, ten cubits from the one brim to the other ... a line of thirty cubits did compass it round about." They should have written "a line of thirty-one and a bit cubits"? Thirty is good enough for government work. Oddly, believers have expended a fair amount of effort trying to prove the bible is exactly right without claiming pi is 3. The most popular argument goes back to <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Rabbi_Nehemiah" target="_blank">Rabbi Nehemiah</a>.

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I'm not comfortable talking about King Solomon's unit.

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Alternation of generations!

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Hands off, King Solomon's mine!

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OMG! My worries are over with!!!

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I "contributed" to Conservapedia for a few months, until I was spotted, banned, and had all my edits reverted. I was quite proud of my article on Gabriel's Horn, which I claimed had a volume of 3 cubic cubits. They're very fond of the banhammer over there, but given the known parodists who've infested the site, they probably still have a few.

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Yeah, my somewhat deranged uncle tried explaining that to me once, but he prefaced the explanation with "Reagan was a genius" so I kind of tuned him out after that.

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Of course, they could just call it Math for Dummies.

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No mention of that Polish guy - SAINT POPE?

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Missing from this fine story: and animated GIF of Reagan smacking Angie Dickenson. Here's a clip from "The Killers." <a href="https://www.youtube.com/wat..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af0Yei2sAbE">https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Out of curiosity, I got hold of one (Bob Jones U, rather than A Beka; "Precalculus for Christian Schools"). The main text is rather boringly straightforward, but the sections on Math and Scripture have some nice snippets of wackiness. Here are a couple of exercises (both with the heading "Maximizing", for some reason).

Quote the words of Christ to show that it is impossible to do mathematics without Him.

Give a Bible verse to prove that no field of knowledge can have another foundation for truth other than Christ.

Here's another fun exercise:

How does Romans 1 describe the describe the ungodly approach to math?

I have no idea how the poor student is supposed to answer that. I've just read through Romans 1 (it's only 32 verses). There is a lot of fulminating against the ungodly, particularly gay men and women who "did change the natural use into that which is against nature", but not a single thing I can connect to mathematics. Maybe the KJV left out the bit about unnaturally trisecting angles.

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I wonder if the authors of these books know that the words "Communism" and "Community" have the same origin. I think they suspect "compassion" of guilt by association.

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To keep to their biblical principles, they should use abacuses (abaci?) rather than calculators.

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I dunno...so far it seems pretty obscene.

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