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Dave's not here, man.

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Math is hard!

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Eu.

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"I <i>really</i> like your poems about cheese!</i>

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Encyclopedia Red...

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personally, I prefer his cousin Panama

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Please please please tell me John Birch gets a mention.

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I can picture him atop the Empire State Building, swatting those pesky black helicopters out of the sky...

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First they came for the drunkards

and I didn't speak out because I wasn't out yet...

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I'm so glad Harry Anderson found something useful to do after Night Court

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don't show that to Dok...

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Dry? Really, you think it was dry?

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more of a blue meanie...

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that's just Touchdown Jesus getting in a little sight seeing before tomorrows game against Alabama

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Depressingly, <a href="http:\/\/www.hslda.org\/highschool\/faq.asp#D8" target="_blank">this page</a> pretty much indicates that there is no national standard...

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Where have we heard that before? Bumbling, and yet Machiavellian...?

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