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Vienna Woods's avatar

Dave's not here, man.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Math is hard!

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bobbert's avatar

Eu.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

"I <i>really</i> like your poems about cheese!</i>

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Encyclopedia Red...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

personally, I prefer his cousin Panama

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Please please please tell me John Birch gets a mention.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I can picture him atop the Empire State Building, swatting those pesky black helicopters out of the sky...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

First they came for the drunkards

and I didn't speak out because I wasn't out yet...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I'm so glad Harry Anderson found something useful to do after Night Court

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

don't show that to Dok...

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WA Bishop's avatar

Dry? Really, you think it was dry?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

more of a blue meanie...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

that's just Touchdown Jesus getting in a little sight seeing before tomorrows game against Alabama

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Depressingly, <a href="http:\/\/www.hslda.org\/highschool\/faq.asp#D8" target="_blank">this page</a> pretty much indicates that there is no national standard...

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Where have we heard that before? Bumbling, and yet Machiavellian...?

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