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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

There's no doubt that Christians are a persecuted type. They are however, the only persecuted type in history whose "persecution" consists only of being told they're fucking retards and collectively laughed at.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Praiseland or GTFO.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Ces livres, il ne sont pas "Catholique", n'est pas?

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The Quirk's avatar

Use whatever meat you like, as long as you remember to transubstantiate.

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The Quirk's avatar

Impossible. They woulda posted about it on Facebook.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Now I can truly say that I have seen it all.

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Ikimizi's avatar

Actually, I was referring to Santorum, the most Catholic of the Republican nominees. Ryan preferred Ayn Rand to feeding the poor and healing the sick like that socialist, Jesus.

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PsycWench's avatar

I'm awaiting the Gardening for Jesus catalog which contains instructions such as "God wants you to plant these seeds 1/2 inch below the soil after the frost date and keep the soil moist."

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PsycWench's avatar

and <a href="http:\/\/blogs.roanoke.com\/dancasey\/2013\/06\/column-a-candidate-who-favors-public-prayer-and-the-commadments-in-schools\/" target="_blank">this</a> is presumably A Beka's desired result.

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Ikimizi's avatar

The Roman Catholics caused "spiritual darkness" to descend across the land. And yet, these people seem to have preferred the frothy Catholic to a Democratic Protestant. It's almost like there was some other kind of darkness that seemed more important to them.

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PubOption's avatar

I think they had some problems with disaffected youths. I seem to remember there was some trouble with Vandals and Goths.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Those cost extra...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

True dat

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

But you can get your kicks on Route 66

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Jesusbekistan

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

That just made them stupid (er)

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