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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

There's no doubt that Christians are a persecuted type. They are however, the only persecuted type in history whose "persecution" consists only of being told they're fucking retards and collectively laughed at.

Incoming Ham's avatar

Ces livres, il ne sont pas "Catholique", n'est pas?

The Quirk's avatar

Use whatever meat you like, as long as you remember to transubstantiate.

The Quirk's avatar

Impossible. They woulda posted about it on Facebook.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Now I can truly say that I have seen it all.

Ikimizi's avatar

Actually, I was referring to Santorum, the most Catholic of the Republican nominees. Ryan preferred Ayn Rand to feeding the poor and healing the sick like that socialist, Jesus.

PsycWench's avatar

I'm awaiting the Gardening for Jesus catalog which contains instructions such as "God wants you to plant these seeds 1/2 inch below the soil after the frost date and keep the soil moist."

PsycWench's avatar

and <a href="http:\/\/blogs.roanoke.com\/dancasey\/2013\/06\/column-a-candidate-who-favors-public-prayer-and-the-commadments-in-schools\/" target="_blank">this</a> is presumably A Beka's desired result.

Ikimizi's avatar

The Roman Catholics caused "spiritual darkness" to descend across the land. And yet, these people seem to have preferred the frothy Catholic to a Democratic Protestant. It's almost like there was some other kind of darkness that seemed more important to them.

PubOption's avatar

I think they had some problems with disaffected youths. I seem to remember there was some trouble with Vandals and Goths.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

But you can get your kicks on Route 66

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

That just made them stupid (er)