Greetings, secular scum! Time for another expedition into the alternate reality of textbooks published by the Christian Right. This week, we start a series on American History as she is taught to homeschoolers and Christian private schools. "Wait," we hear you saying, "Didn't you already DO American history?" Ow, Con-TRARE, we did not! We did a
There's no doubt that Christians are a persecuted type. They are however, the only persecuted type in history whose "persecution" consists only of being told they're fucking retards and collectively laughed at.
Actually, I was referring to Santorum, the most Catholic of the Republican nominees. Ryan preferred Ayn Rand to feeding the poor and healing the sick like that socialist, Jesus.
I'm awaiting the Gardening for Jesus catalog which contains instructions such as "God wants you to plant these seeds 1/2 inch below the soil after the frost date and keep the soil moist."
and <a href="http:\/\/blogs.roanoke.com\/dancasey\/2013\/06\/column-a-candidate-who-favors-public-prayer-and-the-commadments-in-schools\/" target="_blank">this</a> is presumably A Beka&#039;s desired result.
The Roman Catholics caused &quot;spiritual darkness&quot; to descend across the land. And yet, these people seem to have preferred the frothy Catholic to a Democratic Protestant. It&#039;s almost like there was some other kind of darkness that seemed more important to them.
There&#039;s no doubt that Christians are a persecuted type. They are however, the only persecuted type in history whose &quot;persecution&quot; consists only of being told they&#039;re fucking retards and collectively laughed at.
Praiseland or GTFO.
Ces livres, il ne sont pas &quot;Catholique&quot;, n&#039;est pas?
Use whatever meat you like, as long as you remember to transubstantiate.
Impossible. They woulda posted about it on Facebook.
Now I can truly say that I have seen it all.
Actually, I was referring to Santorum, the most Catholic of the Republican nominees. Ryan preferred Ayn Rand to feeding the poor and healing the sick like that socialist, Jesus.
I&#039;m awaiting the Gardening for Jesus catalog which contains instructions such as &quot;God wants you to plant these seeds 1/2 inch below the soil after the frost date and keep the soil moist.&quot;
and <a href="http:\/\/blogs.roanoke.com\/dancasey\/2013\/06\/column-a-candidate-who-favors-public-prayer-and-the-commadments-in-schools\/" target="_blank">this</a> is presumably A Beka&#039;s desired result.
The Roman Catholics caused &quot;spiritual darkness&quot; to descend across the land. And yet, these people seem to have preferred the frothy Catholic to a Democratic Protestant. It&#039;s almost like there was some other kind of darkness that seemed more important to them.
I think they had some problems with disaffected youths. I seem to remember there was some trouble with Vandals and Goths.
Those cost extra...
True dat
But you can get your kicks on Route 66
Jesusbekistan
That just made them stupid (er)