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Lot_49's avatar

So you'd never reverse your position?

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

? Bush surrounded Russia with missile silos and air bases. His policies are the reason Putin (and his stand ins) keep getting elected.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Oh, and the week Germany invaded Poland, Mackenzie King's dead father told him that it was going to be ok because Hitler had just been assassinated.

Jared James's avatar

Without Jimmy Buffett, we would have to figure out what time it was somewhere <i>all the time</i>.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

That was the point I decided I could not even entertain the notion of being friends with any conservatives any longer.

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Those of us here at Blow Jobs United take umbrage at Bob Jones University stealing our acronym. A stiff letter shall follow.

Chris Grrr's avatar

Unlike that devious atheist Gore...

Incoming Ham's avatar

“Christians cannot condone violence against homosexuals or any other group and must not allow their abhorrence of the sin of homosexuality to quench compassion for the sinner.”

Interesting: "cannot condone..." not "must not ever participate in" or "must never commit". All that's missing is a winky face ;) .

Edit: Nor does it say "must prevent"...

diogenez's avatar

But only since the 70s.

PubOption's avatar

WLMK talked to his dead dog through a medium, which makes Nancy Reagan seem quite restrained with her spiritualism.

PubOption's avatar

Miss Lindsey needs the blue pill? Please give more information.

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" that couldn't ever happen again"

Yeah, no way anybody <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=br_70Kbdpow" target="_blank"> thinks that way these days. </a>