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So you'd never reverse your position?

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? Bush surrounded Russia with missile silos and air bases. His policies are the reason Putin (and his stand ins) keep getting elected.

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Oh, and the week Germany invaded Poland, Mackenzie King's dead father told him that it was going to be ok because Hitler had just been assassinated.

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Without Jimmy Buffett, we would have to figure out what time it was somewhere <i>all the time</i>.

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That was the point I decided I could not even entertain the notion of being friends with any conservatives any longer.

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I do try to see things from both sides.

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Those of us here at Blow Jobs United take umbrage at Bob Jones University stealing our acronym. A stiff letter shall follow.

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Unlike that devious atheist Gore...

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“Christians cannot condone violence against homosexuals or any other group and must not allow their abhorrence of the sin of homosexuality to quench compassion for the sinner.”

Interesting: "cannot condone..." not "must not ever participate in" or "must never commit". All that's missing is a winky face ;) .

Edit: Nor does it say "must prevent"...

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But only since the 70s.

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WLMK talked to his dead dog through a medium, which makes Nancy Reagan seem quite restrained with her spiritualism.

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Miss Lindsey needs the blue pill? Please give more information.

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So quoteable!

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As for my position . . . I'm pro-cowgirl.

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" that couldn't ever happen again"

Yeah, no way anybody <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=br_70Kbdpow" target="_blank"> thinks that way these days. </a>

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That reads so much closer to the truth, doesn't it?

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