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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Social Darwinism being a misreading of evolutionary theory anyway, and really just a new twist on the "rich people are better" ideology. Just like these fundies! Ironic, ain't it?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Cortelyou believed it was Treasury's duty to protect the banking system, but he realized that the Treasury was not equipped to maintain economic stability. He eased the crisis by depositing large amounts of government funds in national banks and buying government bonds."

In other words, he invented Quantitative Easing. Nothing new under the sun, etc.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

So now <i>you</i> get to buy the cakes <i>we</i> like. Hmpf!

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Rising from that "Land I Love" pile of large-mammal excrement is the distinct odor of Koch money.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Or maybe it's just hard to see the fist that's been rammed up your ass.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

It's not a good sign when your straw man has to be a really, really stupid straw man.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Nicely executed . . . although the crowd control barrier in front of the NYSE is an unfortunate anachronism.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

What a fiend we have in Jeebus.

(I have that XKCD t-shirt, btw!)

FeloniousMonk's avatar

According to the handy label on his shirt, the guy in red seems to be <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/George_B._Cortelyou" target="_blank">George Cortelyou</a>.

Vienna Woods's avatar

I never forget that before Rudyard Kipling published "The White Man's Burden", he sent a copy to Teddy, who described it to Henry Cabot Lodge as "a poem about expansionism that will make you rejoice."

BarackMyWorld's avatar

And...here comes the headache.

Note to Self: Don't forget to stock up on Ibuprofen before Dok gets to the section on the Roaring '20s and the Great Depression.

jqheywood's avatar

I thought I'd had my last glass of elderberry wine ...

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

With all the mistakes we've made with regulation and helping poor people and minimum wages, I wonder how America became such an economic success.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Hey, my husband played that part a couple of years ago. He still likes to say that line.