Better fire up your modems and log into your AOL account (or Prodigy for you hipsters). Time for another look at the ruinous near-decade of prosperity under Bill Clinton, as refracted through the Truthiness Lens of rightwing Christian textbooks. This week, foreign affairs! (And next week, we'll get to the other kind.)
Black children. You don't hear them say "What about the black children?" Unless they say it with "about" in italics.
His brother was equally fucked up, and <a href="http:\/\/www-cgi.cnn.com\/US\/9803\/09\/briefs.pm\/rudolph.amputation\/" target="_blank">probably more so.</a> Mommy dearest was a Cass A right-wing loon.
I&#039;m all for voter ID, if it requires passing a test for basic awareness of reality. If these delusional, clueless idiots did not have a vote, shameless right-wing politicians would not be sucking up to them.
People trying to find a faith they can believe in will believe pretty much any crazy shit you throw at them, if the one doing the throwing has enough charisma and/or TV time.
<i>While Bill was governor of Arkansas.</i> No appearance of impropriety there, right? Don&#039;t all corporations put the governor&#039;s wife on their board of directors?
Imagine the fun the GOP could have with this, if they weren&#039;t so completely owned by corporate interests.
Oh, OK. I thought it was a remnant of that giant sucking sound!
Black children. You don&#039;t hear them say &quot;What about the black children?&quot; Unless they say it with &quot;about&quot; in italics.
Not to mention being cheese-eating surrender monkeys.
Muslins are all part of a vast global Sharia Law conspiracy. White Christian fucknuts like McVeigh are all one-off nutjobs.
Keep those incontrovertible facts straight, and it all makes sense.
The real history is the account that you want to believe is true.
His brother was equally fucked up, and <a href="http:\/\/www-cgi.cnn.com\/US\/9803\/09\/briefs.pm\/rudolph.amputation\/" target="_blank">probably more so.</a> Mommy dearest was a Cass A right-wing loon.
I was into posting bad puns on dial-up BBSs before it was cool.
I&#039;m all for voter ID, if it requires passing a test for basic awareness of reality. If these delusional, clueless idiots did not have a vote, shameless right-wing politicians would not be sucking up to them.
Because being predictable is just the thing to keep your advesaries off-balance.
It was Obama&#039;s fault before there was Obama.
People trying to find a faith they can believe in will believe pretty much any crazy shit you throw at them, if the one doing the throwing has enough charisma and/or TV time.
The only innocent parties are Republican men.
<i>While Bill was governor of Arkansas.</i> No appearance of impropriety there, right? Don&#039;t all corporations put the governor&#039;s wife on their board of directors?
Imagine the fun the GOP could have with this, if they weren&#039;t so completely owned by corporate interests.
...with VOTES!
FTFY
Aha, but none of those instances involved command by the <strike>Antichrist</strike> UN.
Strings.