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Lefty Mark's avatar

Oh, OK. I thought it was a remnant of that giant sucking sound!

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Black children. You don't hear them say "What about the black children?" Unless they say it with "about" in italics.

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Not to mention being cheese-eating surrender monkeys.

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Muslins are all part of a vast global Sharia Law conspiracy. White Christian fucknuts like McVeigh are all one-off nutjobs.

Keep those incontrovertible facts straight, and it all makes sense.

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The real history is the account that you want to believe is true.

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His brother was equally fucked up, and <a href="http:\/\/www-cgi.cnn.com\/US\/9803\/09\/briefs.pm\/rudolph.amputation\/" target="_blank">probably more so.</a> Mommy dearest was a Cass A right-wing loon.

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I was into posting bad puns on dial-up BBSs before it was cool.

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I'm all for voter ID, if it requires passing a test for basic awareness of reality. If these delusional, clueless idiots did not have a vote, shameless right-wing politicians would not be sucking up to them.

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Because being predictable is just the thing to keep your advesaries off-balance.

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People trying to find a faith they can believe in will believe pretty much any crazy shit you throw at them, if the one doing the throwing has enough charisma and/or TV time.

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<i>While Bill was governor of Arkansas.</i> No appearance of impropriety there, right? Don't all corporations put the governor's wife on their board of directors?

Imagine the fun the GOP could have with this, if they weren't so completely owned by corporate interests.

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Aha, but none of those instances involved command by the <strike>Antichrist</strike> UN.