Don't all teens talk like this? Especially on the sidelines of a f'ball game? Thanks to the extremely slow delivery process of an online fundagelical ministry, we have finally received a crackerjack prize we ordered back in August: a copy of the fabulous "Truth For Youth Bible," which is full of lies right from the get-go: It's not a full Bible, just a New Testament -- in the "God's Word" edition, whatever that is, -- plus a collection of perfectly terrible preachy comics in pseudo-manga style. The book appears to have been around since around 2005, judging by the online reviews we've seen, and it's a production of some
In an alternate universe, maybe. In this one she goes to the after game party and Skip slips here a roofie and rapes her upstairs, his friends take pics and then take turns after Skip's finished. When the news gets out Marci becomes a pariah, local law ignores her and she commits suicide. This is the socially accepted christian version.
This Stats kid. He says 59% of the other cheerleaders have already "hooked up" with ole Skippy. So tell me. Other than if there are 100 other cheerleaders (that is one big f'ing school), 59% of whatever is not a whole number. Let's say there are a total of 20 cheerleaders other than the slut in training Marcy. That means Skip has done the old dive play with 11.8 cheerleaders. WTF? Unless one of them is a one-legged amputee (mmmmm...amputees) this doesn't make sense.
Double Entendre, it's not just for but sex anymore. Most wingnuts have never heard of it, but it sounds dirty. None would be fluent, or even fluid. Can I be Preznit now?
Aside from all the rest of the wtf-kery going on in this comic, I just loooove how it's Marcy who is being lectured about abstaining from sex instead of sweet talker Skip. 'Cause, you know, we women have to remain pure. And only we have to worry about pregnancy.
I had completely forgotten about the much-less-famous WWII Nazi propaganda broadcaster Lord Hee-Haw whose downfall was described by Rebecca West in The Meaning of Bluegrass.
welp, that was... different.
In an alternate universe, maybe. In this one she goes to the after game party and Skip slips here a roofie and rapes her upstairs, his friends take pics and then take turns after Skip's finished. When the news gets out Marci becomes a pariah, local law ignores her and she commits suicide. This is the socially accepted christian version.
When you say f-ball you really mean fuck-ball, don't you.
This Stats kid. He says 59% of the other cheerleaders have already "hooked up" with ole Skippy. So tell me. Other than if there are 100 other cheerleaders (that is one big f'ing school), 59% of whatever is not a whole number. Let's say there are a total of 20 cheerleaders other than the slut in training Marcy. That means Skip has done the old dive play with 11.8 cheerleaders. WTF? Unless one of them is a one-legged amputee (mmmmm...amputees) this doesn't make sense.
Ahh, ain't life grand?
The QB's actual name is Rick Drywall.
Not a handy. The 0.44 was hotdog anal.
Well it's the one Trent lot is helping fight for.
Double Entendre, it's not just for but sex anymore. Most wingnuts have never heard of it, but it sounds dirty. None would be fluent, or even fluid. Can I be Preznit now?
LET'S PRAY!!
Aside from all the rest of the wtf-kery going on in this comic, I just loooove how it's Marcy who is being lectured about abstaining from sex instead of sweet talker Skip. 'Cause, you know, we women have to remain pure. And only we have to worry about pregnancy.
He loves it. I know!!
I had completely forgotten about the much-less-famous WWII Nazi propaganda broadcaster Lord Hee-Haw whose downfall was described by Rebecca West in The Meaning of Bluegrass.
Maybe Stats momentarily confused Skip's percentage with the cheerleading squad with the number of times he was fucked by St. Falwell High's faculty.
Skip, or Stats?
Yeah, Marcy, you wanton trollop. I command thee to cease trying to stick your vagina into Skip's quivering penis.