This week, we'll round out our brief foray into the strange world of Fundamentalist Christian sex ed books with a look at masturbation, an all-time favorite topic for both Christianists and Wonketteers alike, albeit from different perspectives. This is a serious issue that deserves a thoughtful, mature discussion. Yes, we'll wait while you go and get a box of tissues, you filthy fuckaducks.
True story: Masturbation somehow came up in Psych 101 and the supposed consequences. I asked all the students to hold out their open hands, which they did. I then pronounced this myth false on the grounds that no palms had hair, and I was pretty sure some of them had masturbated in the last 24 hours. It's amazing that I haven't been fired, really.
Please accept this virtual apple. You are now my favorite teacher...supplanting my previous favorite teacher, also a psych teacher. One of the guys in my class claimed white racial superiority because he was given authority over a $60,000 Army vehicle. My teacher thought for a moment and said, "you were given command...of a truck and this makes you superior?".
Two can be as bad as one.
you'd think that any animal up to 14 hands would have no problem touching itself...
and a nice Chianti
if this is the case, it certainly explains the picture in Glasspusher's link to the gun show article.
"We could 'evolve' back into monkeys, say 'scientists'!"
True story: Masturbation somehow came up in Psych 101 and the supposed consequences. I asked all the students to hold out their open hands, which they did. I then pronounced this myth false on the grounds that no palms had hair, and I was pretty sure some of them had masturbated in the last 24 hours. It's amazing that I haven't been fired, really.
That's a hell of a burden.
Please accept this virtual apple. You are now my favorite teacher...supplanting my previous favorite teacher, also a psych teacher. One of the guys in my class claimed white racial superiority because he was given authority over a $60,000 Army vehicle. My teacher thought for a moment and said, "you were given command...of a truck and this makes you superior?".
I asked my nieces (6 and 7 years old) the difference between God and Santa and I was told that God was not fat.
So Sir Galahad WAS the most gallant of the knights!
Quality Assurance has never felt so good...
Almost OT: the motto of the old Aldus Freehand newsgroup was "The other hand is busy."
Will someone think of the poor underutilized prostates?
I was just listening to that. Coincidence? I think not.
I'm usually distracted by all the crying.
I got something along those lines once eating at Chik-fil-A.