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Bezoar's avatar

Two can be as bad as one.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

you'd think that any animal up to 14 hands would have no problem touching itself...

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

if this is the case, it certainly explains the picture in Glasspusher's link to the gun show article.

FeloniousMonk's avatar

"We could 'evolve' back into monkeys, say 'scientists'!"

PsycWench's avatar

True story: Masturbation somehow came up in Psych 101 and the supposed consequences. I asked all the students to hold out their open hands, which they did. I then pronounced this myth false on the grounds that no palms had hair, and I was pretty sure some of them had masturbated in the last 24 hours. It's amazing that I haven't been fired, really.

PsycWench's avatar

That's a hell of a burden.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Please accept this virtual apple. You are now my favorite teacher...supplanting my previous favorite teacher, also a psych teacher. One of the guys in my class claimed white racial superiority because he was given authority over a $60,000 Army vehicle. My teacher thought for a moment and said, "you were given command...of a truck and this makes you superior?".

PsycWench's avatar

I asked my nieces (6 and 7 years old) the difference between God and Santa and I was told that God was not fat.

Vienna Woods's avatar

So Sir Galahad WAS the most gallant of the knights!

Chris Grrr's avatar

Quality Assurance has never felt so good...

Chris Grrr's avatar

Almost OT: the motto of the old Aldus Freehand newsgroup was "The other hand is busy."

Chris Grrr's avatar

Will someone think of the poor underutilized prostates?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I was just listening to that. Coincidence? I think not.

WA Bishop's avatar

I'm usually distracted by all the crying.

WA Bishop's avatar

I got something along those lines once eating at Chik-fil-A.