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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Could be worse ... imagine if these fundie wackos discovered that they have a lot in common!

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

But then they have to cook up some horseshit argument against the 14C dating. (Not that they didn't have to cook up horseshit arguments against all the other isotope clocks.) The "tricks to test our faith" dodge, on the other hand, is universally deployable against any and all evidence.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Yep ... the whole fucking universe is one big practical joke.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Sticking a <a href="http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/tetrapodzoology\/2009\/07\/28\/inside-natures-giants-part-ii\/" target="_blank"> pelvis into a whale</a> . . . sheer genius, innit? I'm really proud of that stunt.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

The ones who are intelligent enough get out . . . the ones who aren't, stay behind and raise the next generation of goobers. Over time, as the "smart genes" leave the pool, you end up with a really, really stupid and ignorant population. Why, you might even call it . . . gee, I dunno . . . a process of <i>selection</i>.

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I flunked religion . . . failed to grasp the notion that only Catholics could go to heaven. I still have that report card, with five A's and an F. I may yet frame it and hang it on the wall.

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8 million species, 20-foot boat . . . 0.00003 inches per species. You can see why they don't want the kids to learn math.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

The phases of Venus were the first clue . . . but it was Jupiter's moons that nailed it.

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jqheywood's avatar

To quote Charlie Pierce: "If you fuck with the Society, the Society WILL fuck with you"

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PubOption's avatar

Hadn't thought about it, but perfectly true.

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PubOption's avatar

So, at least one of the men was gay.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

It's written in the inerrant language of HTML 1.0.

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

Is there nothing they can't do?

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

I love this comment. In a carnal way.

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