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A friend calls it "catholic lite".

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Who knows. But they are online.

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Ah, so that's why Carson believes!

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and not holy either.

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Yeah. Really such an absurd and horrifying thing.

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That and three days hanging from Yggdrasil is why I like Odin despite the whole patriarchal god thing. And Loki because you gotta like the trickster--even though you're going to be the tricked sooner or later.

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Painter. Same thing. Construction trades.

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Death Cookie Ilblz!!

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My mother thinks of god as a young boy with a stick, messing around an ant hill. You don't want god to notice you in her view.

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It may just be a rumor, but I hear Paganism is conducive to organism.

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"Williams wrote back to confirm that extortion is not a legitimate method for bringing people to Christ, even if they’re idolaters and godless, (and caffeinated) Unitarians.

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I'm sorry about this, Doc. In my experience these kinds of family horrors can be put in a mental box to keep them from hurting one further, but that takes ongoing effort. But with enough time and distance, the effort required diminishes, till one day you wake up and realize it truly doesn't hurt anymore. If you haven't quite gotten there yet, here's to hoping that day comes soon.

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So my family wasn't the only one the Catholic church managed to twist into knots? I would have never guessed...

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If Michelle went to the Lutheran church "for the singing", that should have been a big clue right there....

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Not really - they talk to their invisible sky fairy, who tells them it's fine. End of problem!

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You maybe shoulda gone with the ghost hunter and spiritualist...I'm sure he's prospered since then.

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