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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Hey Tony G. Do you understand that to your RethugliKKKLan overseers, white adjacent is not white? Despite all the ethno-rinsing you may do to yourself, at the end of the day you are still a Messicun to them. And that ain't good. Wake up and smell the tamales, cabron.

Underdawg23's avatar

Europe had the Dark Ages. We've got the Lying Age. All lies all the time with a double scoop of white supremacy.

mr_snarky's avatar

How about trumpism?

[Redacted]'s avatar

So when ICE “surges” into this community or that, should judges have the power to obstruct the surge, by, say, obsessing over the language the Framers and Founding Fathers used in the Fourth Amendment Amendment?

“The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.”

[Redacted]'s avatar

A dragnet type search is the opposite of a search based on probable cause; it disregards the requirement of “particularity.”

Bel-Ami's avatar

"Profiles in Bootlicking". Damn, that's good.

clairence's avatar

"they’re not going to qualify for asylum."

>predetermined. why even try? just leave.

Free beach's avatar

He’s a judge now

clairence's avatar

"Speaking of health quacks with questionable diet suggestions and obsessions with bowel movements..."

>ugh, this timeline! Okay, fine. If we must...

Bitter Scribe's avatar

I didn't tune in until the very end of Green Day's performance. Someone please make my day by telling me that they performed "American Idiot."

Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

Yes, however NBC was careful to drop out the audio on specific lyrics.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Shades of when Elvis Costello freaked them out by sneaking "Radio, Radio" into his SNL playlist.

Eileen's avatar

We missed it, too. Shit.

Ill-Advised's avatar

This sentence from one of my feeds looked especially obvious this morning. Regarding the Gabbard hiding of a whistleblower report for six months:

"While the Wall Street Journal wasn’t able to obtain or view the complaint or find out why Gabbard had stonewalled for so long, The Guardian provided some answers on Saturday."

Very matter-of-fact about the fact that we can't trust what passes for US- based reporting. Even if a good US journalist got the story, could they even get it past their own editorial board?

Bitter Scribe's avatar

IMO all that means is the Guardian scooped them.

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

Next on Amazon:

Kid Rock stars as Gandalf's Tweaker Nephew just out of Rehab in Rivendell.

TerseNurse's avatar

from The Book of Lost Tales/found mildewing under Prof. T's bathroom sink.

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

A couple of interesting articles today. CBS has published an exclusive detailing DHS records showing that LESS THAN 14% of ICE arrestees had violent criminal records. Wonkers have always believed that 'the worst of the worst' was bullshit, but here are government records proving that it's bullshit. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/ice-arrests-violent-criminal-records-trump-first-year/

WSJ has an article that, read in the correct frame of mind, is very funny. WSJ details the economic problems in Texas caused by ICE raids. That's right, the business community in Texas is complaining about ICE. WSJ gift link: https://www.wsj.com/politics/policy/texas-immigration-raids-economy-87e23e2e?st=GbaDDc&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink

Birb-General of the US's avatar

When you parse the definition of "violent offense" it might be even smaller. Does disorderly conduct or getting into a fistfight in a bar count as a "violent offense?" I'd like to know how many of these violent offenses are felonies that actually hurt someone. I'll bet it's a lot fewer violent offenses than ICE and CPB are committing every day on the job.

clairence's avatar

"Nationally, a third of commercial contractors reported being affected by immigration-enforcement actions in the past six months"

>Is this how Orange plans on keeping the price of housing high?

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

I'm sure all those MAGATS will flock to fill those roofing, construction and agriculture jobs.

Any day now.

Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

And what they will never figure in is the vast cost this is to the American people. Much more than any result could be...

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

But those guys fight back Sometime with pew-pews. Much safer to go after Grandmas and kids, and they all add up to the daily quota.

TerseNurse's avatar

OT: will the thing about RFK lying about anti-vaxxing in Samoa amount to anything?

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

Brownish kids so probably NBD to MAGATs.

freakishlystrong's avatar

All signs point to "no." They'll lie.

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

Beef, salt and water. That's where JP fucked up, he used tap water instead of pure rainwater, Mandrake.

Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

The string, it's gone out of my legs, you see...

dental floss tycoon's avatar

it’s the P. of the E. that does the heavy lifting …

Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

Is 'eat meat and ferments' code for some kinky sex act?

Free beach's avatar

Alcohol and hookers.

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

"Feast on the Yeast"

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

“What no one is talking about is the video was about election integrity”

Gee I wonder if presenting the Obamas as chattering apes took away the focus?

Free beach's avatar

Was it? I didn’t get that at all.

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

I guess it started as some video about January 6th

Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

Why did the video feature the Obamas then?

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

If ya don't eat yer meat and ferments, you can't have any macrobiotic mousse dessert forms! How can ya have any macrobiotic mousse dessert forms if ya don't eat ya meat and ferments?!

Vileaxxe's avatar

*Backs away slowly*

I’m really not very hungry right now.

EyeQueue's avatar

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!