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Pere Ubu's avatar

Big cats acting out ACTUAL FOOTAGE of Wayne visiting me in my chair.

"Hi, Dad! *CHOMP*"

rotten kids 😸

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

I have nothing pithy to say, what spectacular creatures!

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arglebargle's avatar

Stewie Griffin, FTW... https://www.youtube.com/shorts/PaRbSpnv4CQ

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satch's avatar

It's true: cats really are evolutionary perfection.

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UVB-76's avatar

Agreed. Who else would figure out how to get humans to open cans?

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

"Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom!"

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Menotsure's avatar

A mother's love comes into play

When mischief comes to pass

It may well be the only thing

That rescued junior's ass.

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UVB-76's avatar

MMmwahh!

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Suzie Greenburg's avatar

Dayum the cuteness is at maximim!!

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Shocktreatment's avatar

Majestic and noble, them big cats!

Cuteness to die for, too

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Ron Spangler's avatar

MAMA, I BITE YOU AND I BITE YOU GRRR AWWRRR

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Ron Spangler's avatar

and then maybe I give you some kisses

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C&A Bongo Man's avatar

Practicing sneaking up on unsuspecting magicians.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

🤭

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SkeptiKC's avatar

The rare, breathtakingly majestic white tigress strikes a formidable pose for the camera...until that pesky little cub climbs up and overwhelms mom's ears.

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Miss Grundy's avatar

Poor mommy, babby won't let her Vogue!

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tehbaddr's avatar

Kitteh wants to nom on mom, but is tiger not leopard.

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The Wanderer's avatar

Beautiful white tigers.

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Al Bellenchia's avatar

Giving grrrreat head!

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Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

Playful kitties!

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Alternative Dog's avatar

𝘖𝘬𝘢𝘺, 𝘊𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘖𝘸𝘦𝘯𝘴’𝘴 𝘣𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵 [...] 𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘪𝘮𝘮𝘶𝘯𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 “𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘵.” 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘦.

Not really in trouble. As of January 2025, there are no consequences for being a right-wing asshole.

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Tappin Lisa's avatar

This ad has everything! Seaweed snacks, Samuel L Jackson, motherfuckin' wind farms!

https://youtu.be/TRzEzU7kwyQ?si=OCWDubI2FUs7AELL

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Herr Snackmeier's avatar

Wish I could be with you in Cleveland later this month. You're gathering site right around the corner from where I lived on Meadowbrook all those many years ago. My old stomping grounds, cedar Lee. I hope everyone has a great time, and of course be sure to take home your own polish boy. (It's not human trafficking, it's a terrible sandwich.)

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Demodocus's avatar

Mr Demi's penultimate boss decided to give the IRS staff an hour off again (well, 55 minutes because reasons). Last time it was 51 minutes, because the date + something+ weird ass reasons I'm sure he thinks are clever. The time before was 50 minutes because it was 1 day before the 4th, 1+4= 5, add a zero to make 50.

Being a Felon appointee, I have _deep_ suspicions about his motives. Is he trying to win the staff over for when they ask for something truly outrageous & fascistic. Is he trying to slowly back up how much time he gives the public servants off so the adminstration can say something like "see, you don't need that much to run the IRS" or "see, you don't need the IRS at all?" Is he one of those bros who wants to be loved by staff just because he needs adulation? I doubt it's because he's genuinely nice; only ignorant of how government is supposed to work but I suppose even that's *distantly* possible. Like the odds the next hurricane being the one that takes Maralago to as Davey Jones' new palace

Don't get me wrong, I like to spend an extra hour with my beloved, but my distrust of this administration spoils it. I keep waiting for the other shoe to drop

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Lee Reader's avatar

You might get a short reprieve. They may need the steel toes for the next round of kickin' out employees and encouraging old women to "donate" to the Help The Poor Rich Folks Fund. Gotta do it folks, gotta do it!!

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beb's avatar

Looks like a face-eating tiger cub.

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Babe Paley's avatar

You know the video of trump and Epstein where they’re bopping to the music and laughing? Who is the other guy? With the mustache? Is he freaking out every time the video is played?

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Eva Porter's avatar

I hope the Macrons sue Owens right off the airwaves

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Candace Owens has always been full of shit and, well, stupid. But she’s drifted into Alex Jones territory of insanity with her obsession with the Macrons. Has she completely lost her mind?

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CzechJournalists's avatar

still like Clueless. . .

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CC's avatar

Wrong person. You're thinking of Stacey Dash, who has also been a prominent conservative & a terrible person in the past

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Babe Paley's avatar

And to what end? If she came out and announced “yup, I am a dude!” then what?

Obviously it’s not true, but still—how could someone possibly care?

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

I’m not sure how transphobic France is, but maybe a shift of a few percentage points in the next election would be all it takes to elect Marine LePen. Imagine how gleeful Owens’ backers would be to see fascism return to Western Europe.

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Mr blob's avatar

More economic embiggening and cromulence

Throw out 2020 and we’ve just had the worst three months of economic performance since the recovery from the Great Recession in 2010

https://xcancel.com/jamiedupree/status/1951261889935135153?s=46&t=QTHD9GMfDGpAyfUoOmtJMw

Also Vegas is basically dead right now (I’m sure every tourist city.

It took 3 years for him to crash the economy last time, largely because he had sanity forced on him to hold him back. We won’t be so lucky this time.

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knockedoutloaded's avatar

I think they are shooting for 1930's style depressio helping their fascist agenda to move forward, not unlike their heroes, A Hitler, Stalin, etc etc.

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Lee Reader's avatar

I keep thinking, "Make it make sense." I find it quite rather dismaying that this does.

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Johnny Appleseed's avatar

ONLY 73k jobs reported last month? They'd have a field day if this was Biden/Harris news. Not a fkn mention by this Regime. AND the last 2 months were dropped heavily. So they reported higher numbers and got caught. I realize it might take a month or two to flush out the real numbers, but THAT is a down-ward trend. I guess Tariff's DO fuck up the economy and hiring in an otherwise good time to find a new job.

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Major Kong's avatar

Job numbers are routinely revised up or down. However when they are revised during a Democratic administration, there is much screaming on the Right, with cries of CONSPIRACY and IMPEACH!

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Bupkus231's avatar

Noted this morning - Melania Trump' attorneys went after "The Daily Beast" for publishing a rumor from Michael Wolfe's book, "All or Nothing: How Trump Recaptured America", that said the Jeffrey Epstein introduced Melania to Trump. I looked, and that rumor long pre-dates Wolfe's repetition of it - and Melania and the WH did nothing about those rumors.

I guess Wolfe is just too big a target, and perhaps a more reliable reporter than the gossip columnists that first brought this out, so he had to be smacked down. Of course, "The Daily Beast: caved immediately and retracted that part of the piece that was complained about.

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Lee Reader's avatar

Besides, if you saw that creepy photo, the one where Smelania (I love that I get to use that appropriately finally), has her MOST subtle "I'm a model, if you know what I mean," look, head artfully thrown back. Meanwhile "what's her face" looks at Smelania like she's the Winchester best in show, and "what's her face" was the "handler." Things that make you go eeeewwww!!

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42tontom's avatar

Hard to believe that a master plan that relies on three elderly white men could ever fail.

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Johnny Appleseed's avatar

Especially when they're all notorious liars.

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Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Fun fact, Super Trouper is in fact a model of follow-spot. That model doesn't appear in the video.

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Doktor Zoom's avatar

That's the sort of nerdy detail I love, like the fact that the Impala convertible in the video for "How Bizarre" is a 1968 model, even though the line in the song is

Loud voice booming, "Please step out onto the line"

[...]

Policeman taps his shades, "Is that a Chevy '69?"

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Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

I assume they didn't use one because they are over 6 feet long and would make the performers look tiny. Plus they are bright enough to burn things that are too close.

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Doktor Zoom's avatar

Well of course a '69 Impala convertible is over 6 feet long, but I didn't know about the burning stuff problem. Seems like a typical GM issue for cars of the era.

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cmd Human Scum's avatar

That Pro Publica thing was depressing as hell.

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