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These mouth-breathing morons apparently don't have any clue that they are making a game out of selling out their neighbors to the Stasi. I'm going to assume that this is because

a) They have no idea who the Stasi were, or what totalitarianism is; because b) They did not read "1984" in high school; because c) They don't know how to read.

Hey, they're all business majors; they don't have to be educated.

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even in Arizona it wasn't much of an issue when the economy was booming. it became one as soon as people started to become aware of the fact that they were losing ground in terms of jobs and pay. Then the issue was trotted out as the go-to scapegoat

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I think, sadly, that the free nation of Texas is a thing of the past. Today, its culture seems to be pure Alabama, only bigger.

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yet another reason to dislike Mitch

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How about Florida?

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they meant 'Hail Santa'

stupid dyslexic libruls

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why do you think they call it the yellow rose?

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I mean, when are you fuckers going to learn that wingnut politics are just a game where dominant groups get everything they want, always, and oppressed groups learn to like it if they don’t want to get smacked again?

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Apparently modern day conservatives possess only two emotions- mindless aggression and pants wetting fear. If they're not engaging in the former, they beeline straight to the latter.

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I've never been more afraid of Pooh Bear.

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that's gonna leave a mark...

"Paul denies the connection" of course he does- one of the perks of being part of the party of personal responsibility is never having to be responsible for anything you say or do.

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I don't think you can catch syphilis from your hand...

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hey, at least I knew better than to offer them Arizona

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Maybe they could just do "Round Up Conservatives to the FEMA Camp" instead.

Cuz it's all in good fun, right?

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