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Regarding the cynicism (which certainly would be justified in other comparable situations) that this is just a ploy: if the dissolution of the organization was financially-driven, then why did he make such an unambiguous statement completely renouncing its stated purpose and admitting that his ministry up to that point was wrongful, profoundly harmful and not in keeping with the foundations of his faith? If the cynics are right then he would have been more likely to have issued a much more weaselly statement.

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"Exeunt Exodus"

Gesundheit!

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<i>"... the end of the movie </i>Armageddon<i>, when Bruce Willis sacrifices himself ..."</i>

But really, if he didn't sacrifice himself he'd have died in space a few days later when the air ran out. Did he really have a choice?

Also, before they launched the NASA guys all called out they were ready: "flight", "ready"; "life support", "ready"; "re-entry", "ready". "navigation" ... WAIT! Wouldn't they have launched them even if re-entry wasn't ready? I picture a board full of red flashing red lights, a guy in a narrow tie and thick glasses staring at the hopeless situation. "Re-entry!" they call out. "Um ... um ... ". He thinks about his wife and daughter at home with a fat comet headed toward their noggins. "READY!" he calls out, sending those lovable wildcatters on their way.

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It's probably one of those room-sized walk-ins.

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I wouldn't mind "a being that knows and experiences my pain and pleasure". It's the "being that watches me masturbate" that disturbs me. Hey God, there are people being gassed in Syria, pay some attention to THEM!

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Why, why didn't I heed your warning?

Of <em>course</em> I instantly clicked over.

So much for fuckin' nice time...

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I need to type faster.

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Close. It was donuts, not cake. <a href="http://thinkprogress.org/po..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://thinkprogress.org/politics/2008/12/18/3390...">http://thinkprogress.org/po...

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dude's gonna need secret service level protection.

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Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...

The dead rising from the grave!

Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

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Nice photo. Very distracting. What's the story about?

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No snark from the Shypixel.

I have nothing but respect for the decision and his apology. I may not share his belief, but even so, his God grew bigger in my eyes with those words.

And I know how difficult writing that apology must have been, being a recovering righty myself.

Mr. Chambers, welcome to the world, we've been waiting for you and hoping you would join us.

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This is great, and I expect to see more stories like this, until, eventually, we will hear about how it was the true Christians who led the fight for gay rights. You know, like they ended slavery.

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