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Fartknocker's avatar

I love your intellect. It's just like you - sexy hawt.

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bobbert's avatar

It's remarkable what an alleged $51B can buy.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

His twisted version of love and compassion has no place in real Amercia !

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bobbert's avatar

You mean Putinkin?

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PubOption's avatar

As it ever was, consider this from 1903 <a href="http://www.victorianweb.org..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.victorianweb.org/history/poorlaw/poem....">http://www.victorianweb.org...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

or from their skin, at least in Barron Trump's case...

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Painter of Goats's avatar

Right wing confession: "Bless me Father for I have sinned, I'm sorry if you were offended...."

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Always does. (as long as you define <i> works</i> properly).

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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

This is bullshit. We are a shameful people. My daughter saw this happen when she was in elementary school. Kids getting PB&J when the parents can't pay, because Florida. She was devastated. It did turn her into a lifelong liberal better than all of my leftwing rants ever could have

Kenny Thompson for President of Texastan!

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

The Koch Bros could have paid for that with the change under their seat cushions. You never hear about them stepping for the important stuff like kids having a full stomach.

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Painter of Goats's avatar

Why yes, yes they can. And then show up to church on Sunday so they can feel morally superior.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

"yuppie food stamps should i give wonkette in order to make that go away?"

AOT,K

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

one of them looks <a href="http:\/\/25.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_lofwixI2ll1qc7eoeo1_500.png" target="_blank">familiar</a>

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

as long as it wasn't takeout from Chicaros...

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

There he goes, disincentivising these kids to go out and got honest jobs in honest textile factories so they can buy their own damned lunches!

Why does Mr. Kenny Thompson hate 'Murrica so?

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chascates's avatar

You'd think a bare-chested Putin would wrestle a gay to show the world how powerful he is.

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