29 Comments
User's avatar
Dashboard Buddha's avatar

i in ur sarkofogas eatens ur liva

Expand full comment
Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Yes...many

Expand full comment
Dashboard Buddha's avatar

True story...an old roommate of mine took his beetle to the garage because he kept finding a puddle of water under his car. The mechanics saw my roommate for the clueless dumbfuck he was and said he had major problems with his coolant system and would cost $$. He paid it...but it turns out that the puddle was actually gas dripping from his tank. I don't think it had anything to do with a conspiracy though.

Expand full comment
Dashboard Buddha's avatar

microwave headsploder ray...HAARP?

Expand full comment
Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

They have no choice. The commie libtards at the drycleaner's lost their CIA Spy t-shirts.

Expand full comment
Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

If it was only a near escape, doesn't that mean it was a successful assassination? I haz confuse.

Expand full comment
Chris Grrr's avatar

Yup, it's one of the 10 essential benefits a plan has to have to be ACA-compliant.

Expand full comment
Chris Grrr's avatar

So there might be job openings...?

Bless those makers.

Expand full comment
Chris Grrr's avatar

What? Who told you that? It was my dad, wasn't it? Well, you don't have any idea what's... what's <i>real,</i> man. They're pulling your strings and you don't even realize it.

Expand full comment
jqheywood's avatar

Are you saying the Bilderberg Group is Bi?

Expand full comment
Chris Grrr's avatar

Benefit <i>all</i>!?

Commie kat.

Expand full comment
jqheywood's avatar

I've heard he gets high on you...

Expand full comment
jqheywood's avatar

Puttin' on the Ritz!

Or maybe Putin on a Ritz...mmmmm, good Cracker, good Cracker!

Expand full comment
jqheywood's avatar

I've heard that Hillary is a Bene Gesserit...

Expand full comment
Chris Grrr's avatar

Gatotalitarian.

Expand full comment
Also2Something's avatar

This is why we can't have nice things like freedumb and such.

Expand full comment