We hope you'll indulge our fondness for the paranoid ravings of Jim Garrow, the "CIA spy" who likes to tell radio talk show wingnut Erik Rush all about Barack Obama's secret plans to nuke America and to fool us into thinking that space aliens have contacted the White House,
True story...an old roommate of mine took his beetle to the garage because he kept finding a puddle of water under his car. The mechanics saw my roommate for the clueless dumbfuck he was and said he had major problems with his coolant system and would cost $$. He paid it...but it turns out that the puddle was actually gas dripping from his tank. I don't think it had anything to do with a conspiracy though.
What? Who told you that? It was my dad, wasn&#039;t it? Well, you don&#039;t have any idea what&#039;s... what&#039;s <i>real,</i> man. They&#039;re pulling your strings and you don&#039;t even realize it.
i in ur sarkofogas eatens ur liva
Yes...many
True story...an old roommate of mine took his beetle to the garage because he kept finding a puddle of water under his car. The mechanics saw my roommate for the clueless dumbfuck he was and said he had major problems with his coolant system and would cost $$. He paid it...but it turns out that the puddle was actually gas dripping from his tank. I don&#039;t think it had anything to do with a conspiracy though.
microwave headsploder ray...HAARP?
They have no choice. The commie libtards at the drycleaner&#039;s lost their CIA Spy t-shirts.
If it was only a near escape, doesn&#039;t that mean it was a successful assassination? I haz confuse.
Yup, it&#039;s one of the 10 essential benefits a plan has to have to be ACA-compliant.
So there might be job openings...?
Bless those makers.
What? Who told you that? It was my dad, wasn&#039;t it? Well, you don&#039;t have any idea what&#039;s... what&#039;s <i>real,</i> man. They&#039;re pulling your strings and you don&#039;t even realize it.
Are you saying the Bilderberg Group is Bi?
Benefit <i>all</i>!?
Commie kat.
I&#039;ve heard he gets high on you...
Puttin&#039; on the Ritz!
Or maybe Putin on a Ritz...mmmmm, good Cracker, good Cracker!
I&#039;ve heard that Hillary is a Bene Gesserit...
Gatotalitarian.
This is why we can&#039;t have nice things like freedumb and such.