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i in ur sarkofogas eatens ur liva

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Yes...many

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True story...an old roommate of mine took his beetle to the garage because he kept finding a puddle of water under his car. The mechanics saw my roommate for the clueless dumbfuck he was and said he had major problems with his coolant system and would cost $$. He paid it...but it turns out that the puddle was actually gas dripping from his tank. I don't think it had anything to do with a conspiracy though.

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microwave headsploder ray...HAARP?

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They have no choice. The commie libtards at the drycleaner's lost their CIA Spy t-shirts.

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If it was only a near escape, doesn't that mean it was a successful assassination? I haz confuse.

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Yup, it's one of the 10 essential benefits a plan has to have to be ACA-compliant.

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So there might be job openings...?

Bless those makers.

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What? Who told you that? It was my dad, wasn't it? Well, you don't have any idea what's... what's <i>real,</i> man. They're pulling your strings and you don't even realize it.

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Are you saying the Bilderberg Group is Bi?

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Benefit <i>all</i>!?

Commie kat.

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I've heard he gets high on you...

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Puttin' on the Ritz!

Or maybe Putin on a Ritz...mmmmm, good Cracker, good Cracker!

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I've heard that Hillary is a Bene Gesserit...

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Gatotalitarian.

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This is why we can't have nice things like freedumb and such.

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