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I see Mr. Davis also prefers the Glock.

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Those are pigeons, and someone's been feeding them laxatives.

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Is that why I have only 70 peee?

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That could very well be. IntenseDefeat counts down thumbs more heavily than up thumbs, or so I've heard. I have no idea why this is.

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Chicken! RUN!

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Got to be better than "The American." What a dumbass movie!

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Personally, I would say both Jennifer Garner and Scarlett Johansson are already put together. Very nicely.

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Is "blowback" when you sneeze onto the mirror through the rolled up hundred dollar bill held to your nose?

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...awwwwwww, the good 'ol days! When a communist spy could be found shot twice in the back of the head and hung and the CIA would declare it a suicide!

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In last week's edition of the Economist, they reported that Mr. Davis worked for Hyperion Protective Consultants, whose motto is "Your first choice in loss and risk management." They also reported he shot one man in the front and three times in the back.

I don't know if he would be my first choice in risk management.

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Looks like out little stalker and pulled his hand out of his own ass and has been downfisting folks. I upfisted as many as I could only to come back later and find those self-same folks downfisted again. Serial downfisting? Drive by trolling?

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We should just start outsourcing this stuff to the Chinese, like everything else.

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Expect some more of that quaintly named "blowback" shortly, American friends...

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