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Mommy, why does tyranny smell like body odour and losers?

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Yep, stupid, clueless, ideologically rigid-he checks all the boxes all right.

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Who do you have playing the synKlavier?

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You have to really work hard to be disbarred - the other lawyers make sure of that. Stupidity and incompetence aren't nearly enough.

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I can't imagine having the energy to maintain an alternative universe the way these loons do. It's harder than being a creationist, because they have to actively do battle with reality on a regular basis, go to court, pay fines, go to jail ... for no reason other than to maintain an illlusion.

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Plenty of attorney types among the Wonkettariat - Rebecca could lawyer up in a day if she had to. We're only expensive if she gets an award of attorney fees.

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Norris is looking less than awesome these days. He's moved on from battling for on-screen justice - now he peddles some sort of dietary supplement woo. (This seems to be a favorite wingnut scam, along with gold bars and bunker rations.)

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Google "Oily Taint" - you'll get all the hits you can handle. Some hilarious stuff in there.

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He'd fit in well in Freedonia.

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I thought, surely you jest..."In 1998, Klayman sued his mother for $50,000, seeking reimbursement for medical care provided to his maternal grandmother."

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"The Gang That Couldn't Think Straight" or "101 Damnations!"

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Please, Please let Klayman represent Cliven--his record of incompetence, screwy legal thories and pissing off judges should result in three consecutive life sentences for Bundy

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And maybe one for him as well, if the judge is feeling generous.

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So, what I get that you're saying is that Larry Klayman is like a one-man ACLU, if the ACLU stood for Assholes Can't Lawyer, Uknow?

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