250 Comments
User's avatar
SullivanSt's avatar

Yeah, for the time it took him to get dressed for his inauguration, or something.

Expand full comment
themidniteskulker's avatar

You must admit, though, Mitch warned us, fair and square, that they were going to steal the 2016 election. I mean, really. "We think the vacancy should be filled by the next president." What else could that mean?

Expand full comment
James Lamere's avatar

Every filthy comment you make is evidence that you are mentally ill.

Expand full comment
James Lamere's avatar

Sounds like you speak from personal experience, Stanley.

Expand full comment
BackDoorMan's avatar

... see what happens when you pull my finger?

Expand full comment
Lascauxcaveman's avatar

And this is why I love the internet. :)

Expand full comment
NellCote71's avatar

He sure has that "golly, gee whiz" act down. He looks like a lab who doesn't understand why you are mad at him for shitting all over the Persian heirloom carpet, the same cocked head and furrowed brow.

Expand full comment
La forza del resistino's avatar

The dude just affirmed that stores selling glitter and glue guns are termed the First Church of Hobby Lobby And Cheapo Yarn.

Expand full comment
Werewolf's avatar

"To our bunks."

Expand full comment
Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

To be fair to him, I think he only is really concerned with those beliefs since espousing them is another way corps can stick it to everyone else.

Expand full comment
puredog's avatar

Upfist for "susurrated"!

Expand full comment
efoveks's avatar

I would also argue that unhitching the trailer fundamentally changed the underlying circumstances.

Expand full comment
JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

Anybody hear Grassley's interview on NPR this morning? Asked about the Merrick Garland sitch, he evoked those words OHJB spoke a quadrillion years ago, defending the GOP's blocking of nom hearings.I shouted a bad word at the radio.Actually several words.I shouted, "FUCK YOU, GRASSLEY!"It wasn't as cathartic as I'd hoped.

Expand full comment
L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

All those long ſs are a secret code discussing magazine capacity limits.

Expand full comment
CT_Katie's avatar

The other day, I actually read Trump humpers are so happy a Protestant is - finally - going to be on the court. I hadn't even thought about what religion Gorsuch is. Wtf is wrong with those people?

Expand full comment
efoveks's avatar

Once upon a time there were two brothers. The oldest was named Esau and the other, Jacob. One day, Esau was really, really, really hungry and Jacob traded him a pot of magic beans in exchange for Esau's future inheritance. Then Esau was not hungry for a day, and Jacob went on to found a religion. The End.

Like Esau, all these foolish "Republican Christians" want to sell out Murica for a pot of magic beans.

Gorsuch can take his sanctimonious shtick and his hypocritical values and stuff them where his votes can freeze in hell. Right along with that Judas guy.

Expand full comment