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Tetman Callis's avatar

"as we understand it, if you fuck up badly enough for the Supremes to kick you out, said fuckup may lead to additional disbarments."

Generally, if you fuck up badly enough to receive suspension or disbarment in any jurisdiction where you are admitted to the bar, you will be suspended or disbarred in every other jurisdiction where you have been admitted.

Euripides Pants's avatar

"For fun and profit" is the most compact distillation of our founding documents..

Bagels of Doom's avatar

Larry has to give his bar back now.

Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

TIL that there is a game based on Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law.

wavicles's avatar

"... perpetrating “actual malice in defaming people with whom Rebecca Schoenkopf has a political difference of opinion for ‘fun and profit.’”

Well, to be fair, he's got us on that one.

vorpal 🇨🇦 Elbows Up! 🇨🇦's avatar

Down Goes Klayman!

Who's gonna watch the Judicial Watcher now?!?

Lefty Frizzell's avatar

Does Gym Jordan have enough colleagues left to make a caucus with?

Kid 'n Nipple-Play's avatar

He prefers to watch.

SterWonk's avatar

<voice type="Nelson Muntz">Ha-ha!</voice>

'Texas voters oust Candy Noble, architect of the Ten Commandments in Classrooms law'

-- 'Her defeat comes as James Talarico, who repeatedly challenged her bill in the Texas House, rises to national prominence'

https://www.friendlyatheist.com/p/texas-voters-oust-candy-noble-architect

'When the Blue Tsunami hit Texas last week, a lawmaker who was instrumental in forcing public schools to place the Ten Commandments in every classroom was quietly defeated. State Rep. Candy Noble was first elected in 2018 and undoubtedly expected to sail to victory in her Trump +17 district.'

[Not so much; she lost to Angie Carraway, 51% / 49%]

'Her loss, though, gives us a perfect opportunity to remind everyone about how her religious extremism helped fuel the rise of a little-known Democrat named James Talarico.'

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I'm 99.44% sure that this was when I first became aware of Talarico. Probably from this here mommyblog.

Nuernburger's avatar

This fucker is 75 yo. It only took that long to get rid of him. America is great.

Kid 'n Nipple-Play's avatar

Trump is 82(? 83?) and going on 300 and we still have his carcass kicking around in power.

William Donnell's avatar

That was only in 2020 when Wonkette slapped the paint off'n his peanut? It seems like a lifetime ago.

Anyhoo..."Neener to you, sir. Neener."

- Dok Zoom, Wonkette

Linda's Mild Astonishment's avatar

My husband and I are supposed to attend a dinner with this woodworkers club tonight. I'm bowing out. There's this woman named Barb that really gets on my nerves, and I don't have the bandwidth to listen to her today. I have an excuse.

gallbladder's avatar

𝐈𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧, 𝐋𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐊𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐣𝐨𝐛, ...

Well, technically, he 𝘸𝘢𝘴 bad at his job, seeing as he's now out of one.

Left Coast Tom's avatar

What if his job is "being an asshole"?

theCryptofishist's avatar

We should have a long discussion with the entity that signs his paycheck.

Russell Jones's avatar

Check and mate. :D

YaJagoff's avatar

Well, then, he's aces.

tek's avatar

ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑒𝑚𝑜𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠 ℎ𝑎𝑑 𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑑 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑛𝑜𝑛𝑓𝑢𝑛𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑙 𝑎𝑠 𝑎 𝑙𝑎𝑤𝑦𝑒𝑟.

No, being Larry Klayman rendered him nonfunctional as a lawyer.

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Often referred to as GIL ("Grossly Inappropriate Larry") because of some earlier court findings..