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My grandma adds a smidge of nutmeg, too. Adds depth :)

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really tasty when served with deep-fried "jiggery-pokery” and “pure applesauce.”

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I want an Obamaphone with that... and free weed.

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I still need to come up with a proper cocktail based on that. I'm guessing it'd involve molasses, coffee liqueur, lots of ice, and a dark room with a blazing fireplace to enjoy it in.

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Scalia sure drops his focus on the intent of lawmakers fast when those lawmakers aren't safely dead and buried.

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Actually: Thanks, Obama.

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what? No Benghazi?

slacker.

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Cool, isn't it? ;D

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It seems to be the most oft-suggested location for disgruntled wingnuts, at least here at Wonkette. :D

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Granny was a nurse for 40 years before retiring. She would never make it past the nomination phase because she actually knows stuff.

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God what a bunch of flibbertigibbet!

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We Could float a Steamboat on those tears.

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If you are going to do jiggery-pokery applebutter works better than applesauce.

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I want a combination Obamaphone/VapeMod.

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Tony "Fats" Hissyfitalia

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"Hope you have finally learned your lesson."Put that hope in one hand and shit in the other.

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