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PubOption's avatar

I thought that they used shortened versions of the first and middle names.

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PubOption's avatar

I think that 'We Can't Stop' is her new (terrible by all accounts) record. I have no idea what she would be doing to a bear, with a riding crop.

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Mahousu's avatar

Happy Christmas, warblog is over, if you want it.

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Shypixel's avatar

Wanna know how I know you are an old?

Because you said "record".

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PubOption's avatar

Admitted. 'Song' would be less dated. Still, I may not be young any more, but I can be immature for ever.

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Ikimizi's avatar

Dick would never shoot a man in the back. That's where the knife goes.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

More whites disenfrachised than browns = unconstitutional

Tony can do the math.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

if Jesus had not left Chicago, Mayor Daley would have let him vote. Vote early, vote often- no matter how many daisies you're pushing up...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

silent but deadly

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

they just plagiarized one of King's tweets

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Bennett is already pushing for a new voter ID law. More of that fiscal conservatism- fighting quixotic battles with the feds with millions of dollars of taxpayer money

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fuflans's avatar

<i>Is this whole voter fraud by people even a thing?</i>

well to be fair, there was massive voter fraud in 2000. though it was only five people.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

That's surprising news. I didn't know Thomas was still on the court. I thought they just gave Scalia two votes now.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Wonkette never allowed commenting, but it's nice to think that at some point that it did

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Shypixel's avatar

I have the ominous feeling that they are just softening a coming blow...

Not a pessimist, just been watching this shit too long to feel otherwise.

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Shypixel's avatar

You get better ads than me...

On a side note, something got buggy today: miley cyrus we can't stop bear crop

What does that even mean?

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