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Sean Gothman's avatar

On the next episode of <i>Supreme Folk</i>...

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Yes, everyone that I know that voter-frauds, they only do it on Sundays and on weekends. This is going to really put a damper on their frauding.

Did they cite the case of <a href="http:\/\/nypost.com\/2014\/09\/25\/groundhog-dropped-by-de-blasio-died-of-internal-injuries\/" target="_blank">Woodchuck vs. Ground</a>? Makes as much sense as "fraud happens more in early voting, because of course it would."

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

At this point, they may as well just have a rubber stamp that says "Whatever we want to have happen, hang the law, 5-4." Because that would at least be more honest than the sophistry that they try to use as a fig leaf.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I think they, of all people, ought to know that all the truly fraudulent voting happens weeks <i>after</i> the election.

See <i>Bush v. Gore</i>, 531 U.S. 98 (2000)

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Ikimizi's avatar

That's why I voted for them.

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Ikimizi's avatar

"early voting will not be permitted on most Sundays between now and election day, November 5."

How many Sundays do they have in Ohio in the next week?

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Upfist for Mighty Wind reference!

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Ikimizi's avatar

I am a idiot, currently living one month in the future. whoops.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Scalia is just going along with the original intent of the Framers, who clearly felt that the wrong <strike>color</strike> sort of people should not vote.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

I am considering a sex change just to make that process easier.

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Ikimizi's avatar

Pretty much what you'd expect. ISIL has conquered Texas, opposite-sex marriage is banned, and only corporate people can vote.

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bobbert's avatar

It's a small point, but Election Day is November 4 this year.

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