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cambridgeknitter's avatar

I could probably live with that order.

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Up here in the clouds's avatar

A combo of "But won't you think of the children!?!?!?!?" And " git her govment outta my adoption!!!" Only with more legalese fancy pants words.

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Dr.BDH's avatar

Finally the Court made a decision that got George Fucking Will so upset, he straightened his bowtie and wrote some racist gibberish for the NY Times.

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Get Off My Lawn's avatar

Agreed. When do we start?

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Wookie Monster's avatar

He’s still alive?

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Wookie Monster's avatar

Pretty sure this means we can kiss any affirmative action policies goodbye.

And the entire EPA.

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Boojum's avatar

Independent State Legislature.

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Boojum's avatar

No. Not for years.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

My cousin calls himself Halfrican, but since his mother is Ethiopian, I guess it works.

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a j's avatar

I wonder if they threw these decisions out like a bone to mollify the public disdain for their usual outcome oriented drivel.

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fuflans's avatar

yes

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conti ben's avatar

(:

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conti ben's avatar

exactly...

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conti ben's avatar

right?

Its pretty much a term used when white people are talking to other white people about black people

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conti ben's avatar

oh yeah ...Its basically only used in 'business speak' and in Human Resource emails...I just don't get the feeling there was a lot of input from black people on coining that term

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alwayspunkindrublic's avatar

Nah. He chose to join the army instead. Seemed like a better option!

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