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Supreme Court: Police Don't Need Warrant To Kick Your Door Down, Shoot Your Dog

Jack Stuef
May 17, 2011
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The police do not need a warrant to enter a home if they smell burning marijuana, knock loudly, announce themselves and hear what they think is the sound of evidence being destroyed, the Supreme Court ruled on Monday in an 8-to-1 decision.

"Police! We were walking by and heard evidence being destroyed! Open the door in the next tenth of a second or we're going to damage your property, kill your dog in front of your children, and find out that you were just blending a smoothie!" [ NYT ]

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞
Aug 15

Samoa is gonna be pissed ... they just jumped to the wrong side of the international date line!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞
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Aren't all the Jebus-tards supposed to go away when they get ruptured? Sounds like a win to me.

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