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Samoa is gonna be pissed ... they just jumped to the wrong side of the international date line!

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Aren't all the Jebus-tards supposed to go away when they get ruptured? Sounds like a win to me.

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Oh, it gets much, much better -- guess who else flushes evidence? <a href="http://tinyurl.com/6jwhr9o" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://tinyurl.com/6jwhr9o">http://tinyurl.com/6jwhr9o</a>

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Firesign? You're dating yourself pretty severely there. *walks into a gray sandstone building*

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Dog bless Ruth Bader Ginsburg!

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Until you've licked Cheetos off the floor, you haven't lived. If you're a dog, anyway.

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I know I'm going to forget about this. I'd better write myself a note.

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A waste of a jail cell that should holding some real criminals like Bush, Koche, Rummy, Yoo and so on...

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This is going to put a crimp in my plans to sell Burning Marijuana incense.

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<blockquote>The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.</blockquote>Why do I suspect this is a court ruling the "plain language of the Constitution" Tea Partiers will support? (oh yeah, because of the hypocrisy, that's why)

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Terrorists and be damned, it's the people smoking pot in their own residences that pose a grave threat to the republic.

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