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HogeyeGrex🌻's avatar

As the next comment mentions, Thomas was the deciding vote, so it is at least very, very chilly down there already.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

I can understand that, given that NZ is such a shithole.Oh, wait, sorry, I was thinking of South Carolina again.

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DougW's avatar

Sarcasm? Ah...... yes. I see now. Never mind then.

I now understand better how Sir Launcelot felt after that wedding 'rescue' scene in "Holy Grail"....

...sorry about the 'batshit crazy evil' comment.

kbbaldwin2's avatar

And being forced to get their "colors" done while getting a nice pedicure.

kbbaldwin2's avatar

Sounds good to me, but maybe I should check with my cardiologist first.

kbbaldwin2's avatar

My first thought also. Texas? Really?

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I'm waiting to see if Roof's murders give the flag controversy a life of its own like the Washington Redskins fiasco.

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He also sided with the libs a few years back about a free speech case concerning burning crosses. On that one, he actually asked a question during the oral arguments. (It was the first time he'd done that in oral arguments in seven years.)

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Southerners are too stupid to understand that the winners write the history books.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I use to think Jim Beam was awesome. Then, I had some decent bourbon.

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The Supreme Court is a gun-free zone.

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I think everything should start with a nice brunch.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

He just likes being the center of attention.

April's avatar

Toaster ovens figure somewhere into the agenda.

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