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fuflans's avatar

why?!!?! is he wearing that shit?!?!

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Gary. My loathing and detestation for the Roberts court (minus three, of course) is boundless.

Anthony Somogyi's avatar

Careful, meticulous legal scholarship by the KKK’s Alito and his brilliant law clerks.

archy's avatar

'You know something people? I'm not black but there's a whole lotta times I wish I could say I'm not white.'

~ Frank Zappa

Megan Macomber's avatar

This is a racist country. This country is significantly MORE racist today than it was merely a week ago, institutionally. Is the GOP (including their handmaidens on SCOTUS) *trying* to reproduce the conditions that led us to Civil War One?

Free beach's avatar

Picture missing klan hood. Or MAGA hat.

Martha Howell's avatar

What kind of sicko reporter would question the magic wand that ended racism in a flick? Alito must be so disappointed in the fake news.

beb's avatar

I would love to see the next (Democrat) president simply suspend the Supreme Court for High Crimes and Misdemenors.

CzechJournalists's avatar

can't be illegal if they're doing it as a part of their official duties. no one has really tested the President's power to appoint a new chief justice before the old one dies, either.

David Maceira's avatar

Alito took copy and paste lessons from Melanoma. Color me shocked!

Hollysdower's avatar

We gotta impeach these fuckers. That is all.

fuflans's avatar

we gotta expand the court. and limit terms.

archy's avatar

Impeachment is Congressional kabuki.

Sterner measures are required.

Hollysdower's avatar

Shall we assemble the new A-Team?

Noma Larkey's avatar

Fuck them with a termite-infested, splintery, wood-rotted gavel. While they have 'rrhoids. During a toilet paper shortage. After eating under-cooked chicken.

I think I made my point.

Thixotropickle's avatar

Right, nothing political going on here.

Except for that one weird trick Turtles McStrokeypants used to deny Obama a Supreme Court judge that apparently Roberts and all the other conservofuckbrains on the court had no problem pretending was perfectly fine dandy.

motmelere's avatar

John Roberts likes to watch stupid movies about video games and thinks he has a game pad. (He does not)

NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

I used to think Roberts cared about how history would remember him, and would do the bare minimum to ensure the bare minimum integrity of the court. I was wrong. He’ll be remembered as the partisan hack he is. Unfortunately by the time real history gets written he’ll be dead, and won’t get to be humiliated by it.

Robert Illes's avatar

WHY did the defense attorneys not counteract these statistics? I mean, Harmeet Dhillon ffs?? Or did they? It's a little late now.

Sherry's avatar

“I think they view us as truly political actors, which I don’t think is an accurate understanding of what we do.”

Which is to accept bribes, I mean tips, I mean "gratuities" to my corporate overloads

FIFY Johnny Boy!