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So 8 days out, Banks sez "Nikki Haley didn’t get enough signatures. It’s over.

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*Tomorrow* I’ll be honored to drop off President Trump’s signatures..." If she missed the deadline, didn't PAB also then miss it?

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Reporting live from Indiana, I can assure you that Jim Banks is a lying, despicable asshole every day of the week that ends in "y," and also we are not sufficiently competent in the Hoosier state to rig elections.

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I read the headline as 'Rigged and Soylent'.

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OK, there's something about this situation I don't understand...

What is the difference between "verification of petition signatures" and "certification of petition signatures"?

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I assume certification follows verification.

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What. The. Actual. Fuck?! Ta, Dok; the grey cat is especially cool.

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"Either a literal beatdown, or alternatively, violent sex."

Corey Lewandowski, Dat' You?

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Rapist Formerly Known As Prez.

I believe I'm adopting that as my very own.

THANKS SATANIC PANCAKE!

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Is that a band I don't know of?

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ETA - sorry, SP. I didn't realize that it was your handle....

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"Because you are all in BIG TROUBLE, YOU"

"Don't make me TURN THIS PRIMARY AROUND, young man!"

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I thought the appropriate ending to that sentence was either "Mister!" or "Missy!".

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Wait a minute.... you mean the guy who writes SKY PENIS on a weather map with a sharpie heard some bullshit made up nonsense and ran with it?

SAY IT AIN'T SO!

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I don't have a recipe for rigged, but here's a good one for stollen. https://www.kingarthurbaking.com/recipes/christmas-stollen-recipe

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As long as he loses come November, I say let him sow as much chaos and confusion in his party as he can. Burn it all down, Mr. Rapist Formerly Known As President Trump.

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I think we give the Trump team too much credit for it to be some big plan to sow doubt in elections.

If anyone has seen Mad Max Fury Road my analogy is to the War Boys and Immortan Joe. His lackeys will do anything just to be seen by him. So they glom on to anything to seek his favor. They are probably thrilled just to have Trump repeat their ridiculous theory on Truth Social.

Basically thinking “He looked at me!! He looked right at me!!”

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Hey man, a lie can fly faster that usual when wearing tiny, tiny Lufwaffe-themed boots; even without the help of Facebook and the NYTimes. Think we've all learned that by now.

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Because that’s where you would make your stand against Trump. The well known anti MAGA state of Indiana.

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It's all just so exhausting. We are literally unable to do anything productive because the shitgibbon and his minions are constantly sucking the air out of every conversation that isn't about him. The media should really have to answer for giving him unlimited exposure without any filters.

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The Midnight Judges Act was overruled by Judge Harry Stone.

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