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FeloniousMonk's avatar

And size doesn't matter. (Sorry, but I suffer from p-ness envy.)

FeloniousMonk's avatar

Aww. (Turns away and furiously rearranges things on desk to hide blushes.) Have you tried voting the rats out? Seems to have worked recently.

Lot_49's avatar

That is to say, \"You people...\"

diogenez's avatar

Egg has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.

diogenez's avatar

You've just given me nightmares.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Not if that prez is Smilin' Joe!!

fuflans's avatar

[clutches pearls]

[faints]

fuflans's avatar

i want more butthurt stories but i'm too lazy to look for them.

you people have been a veritable fount of fun today. i even broke my own rules and posted a bunch on fb thereby alienating maybe .001% of my 'friends'.

Lot_49's avatar

It's sexist if Dem does it. When McCain picked Palin it was purely because of her towering intellect and deep experience.

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...I guess we know why Sarah Palin got out of politics!

Lot_49's avatar

OT, but Larry Craig takes strong objection to Tammy Baldwin's claim to being the first openly gay senator, or at least wants an asterisk on it.

[Kudos to Princess Sparklepony, who pointed this out first.]

Mahousu's avatar

In case anyone was wondering, the Chinese text <i>is</i> making the obvious joke: "The difference between Obama and Romney is ..."

fuflans's avatar

now this is a wonkette post for the ages.