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FeloniousMonk's avatar

And size doesn't matter. (Sorry, but I suffer from p-ness envy.)

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

Aww. (Turns away and furiously rearranges things on desk to hide blushes.) Have you tried voting the rats out? Seems to have worked recently.

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bobbert's avatar

Ah hahahaha

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Lot_49's avatar

That is to say, \"You people...\"

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SullivanSt's avatar

Enzyte libel!

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diogenez's avatar

Egg has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.

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diogenez's avatar

You've just given me nightmares.

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diogenez's avatar

*snort*

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Not if that prez is Smilin' Joe!!

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fuflans's avatar

[clutches pearls]

[faints]

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fuflans's avatar

i want more butthurt stories but i'm too lazy to look for them.

you people have been a veritable fount of fun today. i even broke my own rules and posted a bunch on fb thereby alienating maybe .001% of my 'friends'.

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Lot_49's avatar

It's sexist if Dem does it. When McCain picked Palin it was purely because of her towering intellect and deep experience.

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...I guess we know why Sarah Palin got out of politics!

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Lot_49's avatar

OT, but Larry Craig takes strong objection to Tammy Baldwin's claim to being the first openly gay senator, or at least wants an asterisk on it.

[Kudos to Princess Sparklepony, who pointed this out first.]

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Mahousu's avatar

In case anyone was wondering, the Chinese text <i>is</i> making the obvious joke: "The difference between Obama and Romney is ..."

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fuflans's avatar

now this is a wonkette post for the ages.

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