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Don't be so hasty o denizens of Wingtopia, what if I told you they been lying about that double wide with water rights?

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<i>AMET IN ME ~ NON ES</i>

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Robb Stark?

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Clampers?

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They're not even the Northern Marianas Islands for population. Hopefully also significantly lag the Marianas for sex slavery.

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Haha no.

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I sorta regret that I've never been invited.

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Humboldt County is the only place out there that could afford to secede. At least until legalized cannabis and then they'll be on an economic level with Bangladesh.

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My fertilizer plant explodes with delight.

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They just want to secede from Cali, not from Social Security or Medicare.

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That's why it's yellow.

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This is just like the Arab Spring, only instead of the goal being freedom from a ruthless dictatorship, this time it's freedom from paying your fair share in a legitimately governed free and fair democracy.

LIVE DERP OR DIE!!

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Groucho?

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The Little Rascals?

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Randland would be a great name for the new state

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Boo fucking hoo- you lost an election so you wanna grab your ball and quit. Tell ya what, you bunch of whiny asshats, don't go half way, do it right. Pack your tea bags, book your flight and head to whatever dream country you can find because the rest of us are tired of your incessant crying and mewling and we're tired of you disrespecting the laws of the country you claim to love

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