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It's true, a Sailor Moon suit would be "appropriate." (And a bit repulsive, but let's not dwell on that.)

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A little heavy for everyday wear, but ...

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I will be very pissed if the world does end in may. Not so much because the world ends but because the wingnuts will just NEVER shut up.

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Don't we have some sort of 'Superman' for this sort of thing? I would think with all the warfightin' money we've spent in the last 10 years, surely we could have built one by now and sent him over there to blow icy-breath on the reactors. Shit, what are we paying you for anyway, DARPA. Think outside the box of, because that box is filled with awfulness.

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I yearn for the simpler days when Surgeons General discouraged smoking and encouraged masturbation.

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