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Cher: so many hits, so little quality.

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"First, you have to love yourself."

Couldn't agree more!

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No, that's MY cat. And he's a she. Also no idea where she got the gun.

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One eye open. Always.

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"I am afraid that the world is so full of dangers that I might need to shoot bullets into it from a distance!!"

Every gun owner is a pussy, of sorts, when you think about it.

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SEE? This is why you're supposed to lock yer gunz up. And don't put catnip on 'em.

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Pussy Galore didn't need nothin' but her kung fu skills, dammit.

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Troglodytes, just frickin' troglodytes, is what i'm sayin'.

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Stand your ER!

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The Defense Department has its surgeons train in inner-city emergency rooms, so they can get first hand experience treating gunshot trauma, before deploying them to combat zones. Why does Dr. Gun Grabber hate our (to be) wounded troops?

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The business of America is <strike>business</strike> guns.

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far too many Senate Dems=fucking cowards

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Another case of "Democrats say world is round, Republicans disagree" style balanced reported.

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First: OMG that's my cat and I have no idea where he got a gun. Second, are we planning to install Wayne La Pierre as president (or Czar)? The NRA seems to be deciding policy and appointments in both federal and state governments so that is the next logical step.

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the right of the people to keep and bear scalpels shall not be infringed

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When Wayne LaPierre wins a seat in the U.S. Senate, then he can have a say on nominations. Until then, he can take his misbegotten hide and go crawl back into whatever particular sewer vomited him up.

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