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Nah. If the Dems run Hillary, I'd absolutely vote for her. But Bernie can win so he's totally gonna give it a shot, and he's absolutely totally serious AND represents America better than Hillary, who in turn clobbers all the Republicans. Win/win whatever happens. Even if he can't Barack the vote he will change Hillary forever. For the better.She better 'triangulate' FAST and accurate. Bernie doesn't have to triangulate at all.

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A song for Bernie, 'cause we're so gosh-darned impressed with him. Fun fact: I once dated Connie Evingson!

https://youtu.be/oAnAw510vnE

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Seriously - I'd love to see a poll of the general electorate, asking them to choose between a Christofascist and an atheist.

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Too much estrogen on that ticket - they'd lose a lot of votes as a result.

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Obama is a socialist. Bernie is not a socialist. Forget it Jake - it's Fucks Gnus.

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I think maybe the "rest of the frigging world" has probably just about had it up to here with Americans trying to make the "rest of the frigging world" like frigging America.

(News flash: the "rest of the frigging world" is more like America than it is different.)

So yeah, your thought might indeed seem crazy.

To some...

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So do we on the left coast and the Sonora Cultural Desert otherwise known as Aryanzona. Can you say Hoover Dam?

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i think the results would be very scary. to which group, i am not quite sure. but i'll put a fiver on the jeebus posse.

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You didn't need the last 3 words.

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Moron libel!

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Vile pustule on the ass of humanity libel!

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My Mom, too. Bumper sticker on the car AND a monthly donation. IN ARIZONA!

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Yeah, is he?

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pat toomey, lol.

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I could go for Bernie. But I bet Hillary co-opts him for veep to neutralize him.

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