If it's Tuesday, it must be time for someone on the internet to be fretting that English Is Doomed, and so is America, because of [Insert paranoid delusion du jour]. And so let us spend a moment with poor Merrill Hope at Dead Breitbart's Internet Institute for the Very, VERY Nervous, who has discovered that the Common Core educational standards are often discussed using a lot of jargon, that jargon is Orwellian, and therefore Common Core will destroy both English and Freedom. And then by lunch tomorrow, there will be a new threat, possibly involving voles.
The fact that "literally" now means "figuratively", as well as "literally" (see, sadly, the OED) makes me literally crazy.
Stop trying to slip your homosexxican propaganda into everything you can find! Stop trying to ram it in through the back door!
Dick this, dick that -- everywhere I go these days I am flooded with images of penises! And it's getting harder and harder to ignore them! Jesus, I feel like I'm being slapped in the face with them daily!
French horn?
The fact that "literally" now means "figuratively", as well as "literally" (see, sadly, the OED) makes me literally crazy.
As the RWNJs regularly forget, Orwell was an actual writer.
It's having the desired effect.
I was going to add a comment here about the word "apathy" but then I thought, screw it...
Stop trying to slip your homosexxican propaganda into everything you can find! Stop trying to ram it in through the back door!
Dick this, dick that -- everywhere I go these days I am flooded with images of penises! And it's getting harder and harder to ignore them! Jesus, I feel like I'm being slapped in the face with them daily!
Have you set a date for your gay marriage yet?
We studied calculus in my dental science class and ancient history in my "Cultural Transformations in the 1980s" class.
Hot Springs inferno.
Shouldn't that be "... and portmanteaux...?"
Its perfeect. And I do mean well by that. (I have suffered "key bounce" more than a few times myself here.)
I&#039;ll take it for granite.<br />--------------------------------------------
Your humor has plateau&#039;d.
that is assuming there were any critical thinking skills present in the first place.
Stockton, CA, has a Ziggurat...
&quot;It&#039;s?&quot;
Sorry - couldn&#039;t resist...