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5thofJD's avatar

And Rumson is gorgeous...

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Southern New Jersey can be absolutely beautiful, but yes, the only thing I look forward to as I drive through NJ is a stop at a service plaza.

When the best thing in your state is a string of convenient places where drivers can stop for gas, a pee, and a Cinnabon, you maybe need to rethink your state priorities.

Lamashtar's avatar

Back when I knew people who did drugs, the guy who gave them out made sure everybody knew to refer to them as "t-shirts". This occasionally caused confusion as people would want to know why getting t-shirts was such a big deal.

Len's avatar

Nope, but I don't like hillary.

Len's avatar

hillary makes nixon look like a 1st grader!

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

LOL, yeah, it's funny that she's such a criminal, yet she NEVER gets caught. It's almost like your party is a bunch of completely incompetent fuck-ups, who can't find their own dicks in a paper bag, or convict her...or else, maybe she's just innocent.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Quick question - would you install cabinets, or sell pianos to Trump to put in his casino, if you owned a small business?

This is a trick question, because I"m trying to figure out how dumb you are on a scale of rube to total moron. Another twist - his casino is bankrupt.

Jeffery Campbell's avatar

I think you mean Pauncho.

Jeffery Campbell's avatar

The horse country is more western NJ, but yes.

JAWs's avatar

Of the Hippo-crit variety.

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

You realize that parroting GOP archives and Bernie's Dank Meme stash doesn't count as "informed," right?

MC Planck's avatar

Best Spock episode ever.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

'Twenty thousand in used unmarked twenties? Yes, sir. Will that be paper or plastic?'