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Tune in next week!

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And Rumson is gorgeous...

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You love Trump, don't you?

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Southern New Jersey can be absolutely beautiful, but yes, the only thing I look forward to as I drive through NJ is a stop at a service plaza.

When the best thing in your state is a string of convenient places where drivers can stop for gas, a pee, and a Cinnabon, you maybe need to rethink your state priorities.

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Back when I knew people who did drugs, the guy who gave them out made sure everybody knew to refer to them as "t-shirts". This occasionally caused confusion as people would want to know why getting t-shirts was such a big deal.

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Nope, but I don't like hillary.

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hillary makes nixon look like a 1st grader!

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LOL, yeah, it's funny that she's such a criminal, yet she NEVER gets caught. It's almost like your party is a bunch of completely incompetent fuck-ups, who can't find their own dicks in a paper bag, or convict her...or else, maybe she's just innocent.

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Quick question - would you install cabinets, or sell pianos to Trump to put in his casino, if you owned a small business?

This is a trick question, because I"m trying to figure out how dumb you are on a scale of rube to total moron. Another twist - his casino is bankrupt.

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I think you mean Pauncho.

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The horse country is more western NJ, but yes.

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Of the Hippo-crit variety.

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You realize that parroting GOP archives and Bernie's Dank Meme stash doesn't count as "informed," right?

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Best Spock episode ever.

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'Twenty thousand in used unmarked twenties? Yes, sir. Will that be paper or plastic?'

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Lies!

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