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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I <i>totally believe</i> the Republicans when they concern themselves over the death of 4 diplomats, because of all the other diplomats that were killed in attacks in previous years that they raised so much outrage over.

By "outrage," I mean "absolute deafening silence," because there was not a peep. But that is totally explainable because "criticizing the President* during wartime is treason." By "treason" I mean "only a Democrat crime, during a Republican presidency."

*Does not apply to Democrat Presidents. Double no for black ones.**

**That's not racist, you are the racist.

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Capt.Jim's avatar

Is that Reggie Love fucking the chicken,guess fueling on coke really works like they say since he reverted to the chicken once Barry was called away that night for this little Benghazi fuck up

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chicken thief's avatar

The guy is so white I thought it was Bobby Jindal.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Is Wonkette going to sell those dashboard ornaments? Is it available with a chicken and not a rooster? One cock is enough.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

"I get to spike the football!" "No, I do! I was here first, and it's my ball!" "No, me!" "No, me!" (both) "MOM!!!!"

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Telling reporters about still-classified emails is okay now? Justifiable, and legal?

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diogenez's avatar

BENGHAAAAZI!!! ®

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

BamzGhazi!!!!!

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