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Occam's 8 ball's avatar

Wouldn't it be wonderful if Megaton man was republished as a coffee table book? Can we be brothers?

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Bell the Blind Tiger MCD's avatar

can we show him a map?

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Carpeperdiem's avatar

You mean, show him map. For where wall would go.

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Larry Schmitt's avatar

Don't forget communist.

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Kgprophet's avatar

Wait a minute wait a minute. If Trump says he already has funding for the wall, and the wall has already been built, then he should declare victory and re-open the government. Let him eat his own BS.

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Opiwan's avatar

I hope it's two-tiered with some lovely laurels...

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Swampay's avatar

BTW, I saw an article this weekend where the head of CBP or somebody was claiming that $5b would buy 215 miles of wall. There are 1500 miles of unfenced border at the moment. At that rate hmm, arithmetic says that the wall would cost about $40B. Which is a number that Individual 1 called bullshit when he was on the campaign trail. When he was campaigning the whole thing would cost less than $10B.

Facts are stubborn things.

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Bell the Blind Tiger MCD's avatar

if a map of his ass exists, I don't want to see it.

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Charles Insandiego's avatar

I'd take Taco Bell over pretty much any other fast food chain, if I was stuck somewhere with no decent taco shops around.

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Nate Gross's avatar

Is that Be Sing Se?

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the actual Bajmahal's avatar

Fatso's not that limber.

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Bemused's avatar

CGI is pretty good these days, maybe Nancy can have one of her tech constituents do a bit of computer modeling and they can show him pictures of how "done" the wall is so he can move on.

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(((fka_donnie_d))), sick SOB's avatar

One wall: Eleventy billion dollars

Trolling the libs: priceless

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$267495827's avatar

Be fair , Donny struggles finding good staff these days....

Trump says Four-Star Gen Stanley McChrystal has a ‘big dumb mouth’ after he said he wouldn’t work for him

•Weird to see Don the Con tear apart a US General especially a president who didn't actually serve in ANY capacity during the war. Weirder yet is how you think this goes over with Generals still serving! No wonder you only visit handpicked troops in secrecy! You're scared of them!..............https://static.independent....

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Paniq! At Disqus's avatar

Yup, Wall is built. He didn't even hire an American to build it, he chose a Frenchman of all things. https://elsewhere.scdn3.sec...

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