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splashy79's avatar

Actually, the problem with any shortage of doctors is caused by the AMA and the colleges, along with how payments have been set up so that they all want to go into specialties to pay off their college loans.

Villago Delenda Est  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Well, they don't like it being out in the open. They prefer tapping of shoes in the Minneapolis Airport.

Villago Delenda Est  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

The deserting coward epitomized King Midas in Reverse.

Latverian Diplomat's avatar

Also maybe "individual mandates" are not sufficient. Maybe "group mandating" would be satisfactory?

Last Hussar's avatar

Maybe they should stay up all night mass debating with lots of oral to be taken.

And then fuck each other senseless in hedonistic arse sex.... sorry, sort of lost it there.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Nah, you end up paying for it, well, forever.

H0mer0's avatar

me too, but in the upchucked kind of way!

riledupone's avatar

The Trumpster claims he has a plan to defeat ISIS but he's saving it for when he's elected preznit so no one else will steal it. If these guys have answers to major problems (guffaw!) doesn't that make them anti-American traitor-type people for not sharing them for the public good?

Paperless Tiger's avatar

Ever since Reagan they've been gradually running out of things to fuck up, so Obamacare was really a godsend for Republicans.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

So do conservative craniums, but that appears to be a feature.

toomanyrappers's avatar

By 2020, they should have enough surveillance infrastructure and accumulated wealth to completely divorce themselves from the unwashed masses. With more automation, the richest can finally toss the working class aside and enjoy the fruits of their good fortune... I mean... hard work.

19th  ~ Unpresidented [sic] ~'s avatar

Republican legislation:

We're Not Happy Until You're Not Happy