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Actually, the problem with any shortage of doctors is caused by the AMA and the colleges, along with how payments have been set up so that they all want to go into specialties to pay off their college loans.

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Well, they don't like it being out in the open. They prefer tapping of shoes in the Minneapolis Airport.

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The deserting coward epitomized King Midas in Reverse.

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Also maybe "individual mandates" are not sufficient. Maybe "group mandating" would be satisfactory?

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Maybe they should stay up all night mass debating with lots of oral to be taken.

And then fuck each other senseless in hedonistic arse sex.... sorry, sort of lost it there.

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At least they're be truthy.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yva...

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How about George III?

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Nah, you end up paying for it, well, forever.

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me too, but in the upchucked kind of way!

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He can fix a drink.

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The Trumpster claims he has a plan to defeat ISIS but he's saving it for when he's elected preznit so no one else will steal it. If these guys have answers to major problems (guffaw!) doesn't that make them anti-American traitor-type people for not sharing them for the public good?

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Ever since Reagan they've been gradually running out of things to fuck up, so Obamacare was really a godsend for Republicans.

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So do conservative craniums, but that appears to be a feature.

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Imagine that!

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By 2020, they should have enough surveillance infrastructure and accumulated wealth to completely divorce themselves from the unwashed masses. With more automation, the richest can finally toss the working class aside and enjoy the fruits of their good fortune... I mean... hard work.

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Republican legislation:

We're Not Happy Until You're Not Happy

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