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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

A character trait you really want to see in a POTUS.

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

We have a winnah!

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Bill, is that you?

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Well, you got your Weak Anthropic Principle, you got your Strong Anthropic Principle, and you got your RTC Personal Anthropic Principle...

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Have to say, he looks way better than anyone running for Pres'nit so far.

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Now that's a theology you can believe in. No way in Hell Jesus would have skimped on his own last supper.

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Are they even aware there IS another strategy, any more?

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

The article fails to mention the three months he was a Coptic Christian, or that time in the early 80s when he was a Valentinian gnostic...

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

Anyone who thinks Rubio will get even 0.001% of the shit over Rev. Blackwood that Obama got over Rev. Wright, raise your hand.

[scans room]

Didn't think so.

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dshwa's avatar

Something....Something....Danga Zone!!

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Hardly Ideal's avatar

There's no visible evidence of evolution? My lower spine has a bone to pick with you.

Also, is there a way to keep Disqus from... y'know, NOT letting an "a href" link overwhelm a post?

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Hardly Ideal's avatar

Furthermore, I'm left to wonder why an Intelligent Designer would give us a spine more suited for quadrupeds.

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Hardly Ideal's avatar

Hell, just to got a Tea Party rally and tell them we should let the poor starve rather than pay taxes. Watch them whoop and holler and clap and tell me we didn't come from apes.

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Hardly Ideal's avatar

I heard it involved literal pillars and a dome of water suspended in the sky. And since it's in the bible, it's literally true.

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Hardly Ideal's avatar

A creator who, on top of everything else, has some weird priorities.

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Hardly Ideal's avatar

I have wisdom teeth, a respiratory and digestive system that share plumbing, an ape's lower spine, and a French bulldog. Y'all theologians can shut up about evolution now.

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