Nope, it's not Jasper Johns Day on Wonkette -- that there, courtesy of an anonymous Wonkette reader, is a montage of 1) George Zimmerman's "hand painted artwork"that is currently hovering at a high bid of$99,966.00 on the Ebay,2) a popular "waving flag" image
To be unnecessarily fair to the FL prosecutor, that's probably true. Trying to get convincing testimony from a hostile victim is pretty tough.
Giclees of famous paintings on canvas is tacky and tasteless but this is beyond the pale. A terrible photoshop on canvas? WTF? And he couldn't have bothered to go take a snap of a random flag somewhere?
"And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air Gave proof through the night that the flag was still standing its ground."
Why is it so BLUE? HUH? Clearly Zimmerman is a Demcrat false-flag plant!
Real mericans only paint with the RED blood of their slain enemies. Thus, ergo, also too, we have ironclad proof that he never murdered that teenager, because if he did then he would have had the blood handy.
To be unnecessarily fair to the FL prosecutor, that's probably true. Trying to get convincing testimony from a hostile victim is pretty tough.
What, painted with household latex paint?
I just want to know who the winning bidder is. Whoever it is, they should be famous. Famously fucking stupid, that is.
Giclees of famous paintings on canvas is tacky and tasteless but this is beyond the pale. A terrible photoshop on canvas? WTF? And he couldn't have bothered to go take a snap of a random flag somewhere?
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Imitation is the sincerest form of theft.
Well, now he can ask Jeebus directly what&#039;s taking so fucking long.
Then you are on par with the &quot;conservatives&quot; who throw the word around freely.
Gacy kicked that off.
Courier New was a bold choice indeed.
Fifty Shades of Go The Fuck Away.
I like Black Valvet.
With ginger ale.
&quot;And the rocket&#039;s red glare, the bombs bursting in air Gave proof through the night that the flag was still standing its ground.&quot;
Isn&#039;t there something in the US Flag Code about printing letters or images on top of The Flag?
Although I do find my interest flagging...
Why is it so BLUE? HUH? Clearly Zimmerman is a Demcrat false-flag plant!
Real mericans only paint with the RED blood of their slain enemies. Thus, ergo, also too, we have ironclad proof that he never murdered that teenager, because if he did then he would have had the blood handy.
It&#039;s called Logic, libtards.
You didn&#039;t <i>paint</i> this!