Happy St. Patrick's Day! Let's celebrate by bombing Libya: "The U.S. ambassador to the U.N. raised the possibility of 'going beyond a no-fly zone,'" but didn't specify when the United States would save all the oil from oppression -- causing major blue balls in diplomatic circles. Remember two days ago when Barack Obama said he would wait and see if the Arab League supported a no-fly zone, before making a decision? Well ... they support it now! And that means America has a mandate from Geezus himself to bring Freedom/Halliburton to Libya. It's just like Eisenhower said it would be, in his fabled "farewell suckaz" address: "This country is ruled by war merchants. Also, in fifty years everyone will be fat and unemployed." [
As loathe as I am to print full lyrics, I think Chris Smither says it best:
Diplomacy by Chris Smither
It's gettin' edgy, time to find a war There must be somethin' worth fightin' for Peace is so peaceful, it ain't a way to survive When nobody hates you, nobody knows you're alive
We got the guns, we got the oilmen too They're like a choir, they wanna sing for you Wham! Bam! Slip slidin' away The less you got, the more you gonna pay
You want it, you'll get it We got what you need You ain't got to sweat it We gonna make you bleed
We got some freedom, we got the iPod store We got the savior, you couldn't ask for more Take it or leave it, it's the deal of the day And if you leave it, you get it anyway
You want it, you'll get it We got what you need You ain't got to sweat it We gonna make you bleed
Get your coat on, you ain't supposed to laugh This ain't a joke it's an epitaph It's the rise and the fall, that's the name of the game It's the land of the free, the blind leadin' the lame It's the land of the free, the blind leadin' the lame
What is the market value for a murderous CIA terrorist? I’m sure the market for them has tanked given the economy today and the fact you can’t go out your house without tripping over one.
We've been paying Israel & Egypt more than six billion a year for the last 30 years. The least they can do is bomb Libya for us.
But will we get Kraaaaazeee Bargainz on those leftovers if we ORDER RIGHT NOW? Maybe throw in a free vegatable slicer?
Bloody luxury! We had to MAKE our own vegetables, w/ nextdoor neighbors and a hammer and chisel set.
It isn't blood money; it's fee nothing ... fee nothing ... fee nothing more.
(Sorry, but it's been a disastrous enough week that Andrew Lloyd Webber seems appropriate.)
Apparently Hillary's off the market.
Except for the P-ing, you just described my day.
*off to drown my sorrows in donuts*
We had to eat our own fingers and toes and pretend that they were vegetables...but you try telling that to youth today....
Damn...that graphic looked like one of those time lapse videos of a cancerous cell growing.
As loathe as I am to print full lyrics, I think Chris Smither says it best:
Diplomacy by Chris Smither
It's gettin' edgy, time to find a war There must be somethin' worth fightin' for Peace is so peaceful, it ain't a way to survive When nobody hates you, nobody knows you're alive
We got the guns, we got the oilmen too They're like a choir, they wanna sing for you Wham! Bam! Slip slidin' away The less you got, the more you gonna pay
You want it, you'll get it We got what you need You ain't got to sweat it We gonna make you bleed
We got some freedom, we got the iPod store We got the savior, you couldn't ask for more Take it or leave it, it's the deal of the day And if you leave it, you get it anyway
You want it, you'll get it We got what you need You ain't got to sweat it We gonna make you bleed
Get your coat on, you ain't supposed to laugh This ain't a joke it's an epitaph It's the rise and the fall, that's the name of the game It's the land of the free, the blind leadin' the lame It's the land of the free, the blind leadin' the lame
Starting wars is becoming a lot like eating peanuts...you can't have just one.
I thought the No Fly Zone applied to GOP Senators in airport bathrooms.
<i>Have also been stockpiling medical supplies and toiletries for years. </i>
I think that&#039;s called shopping at Costco
No but it is a strong candidate for the DSM-V. That is, if it&#039;s not such a common state that it ceases to be abnormal.
What is the market value for a murderous CIA terrorist? I&rsquo;m sure the market for them has tanked given the economy today and the fact you can&rsquo;t go out your house without tripping over one.
<i>Also, in fifty years everyone will be fat and unemployed.&rdquo; </i> Congratulations, we&#039;re halfway there.
Doesn&#039;t hard liquor absorb radioactive particles thus allowing them to be passed harmlessly from the body?