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No shit. It's not much different here in Polk ,except we jumped on the opiod crisis bandwagon in a big way. And more than half the population is old people. So we had nice little old ladies going to jail thanks to big pharma and pill pushing doctors. My friend in AA said at least half the people in her meetings are addicted to opiods.

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They're all dead! You understand! THEY'RE DEAD!!!

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A beautiful phrase. Naturally the German language has the intended person along with the intended action all wrapped up neatly in one word: Backpfeifengesicht

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I work in one of those community healthcare clinics. It's in the South Bronx, down the street from a school closed for a positive case (or 2?). We can't test people, only isolate them and get them to hospital if they're suspected to have The Virus.

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Dont worry the hospital can't test them either. At least mine can't

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Gideo-n-mentum?? Regardless, I'm all in to donate. It's way past time to ditch the pretend moderate, and add to the Demomentum. Throw ALL the bums out. It's time to burn the GOP to the ground, and it's up to them to rebuild from the ashes. Fuck 'em all.

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All these executives will be nodding, agreeing with the President's sage advice and wise couns… Sorry. I just can't.

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Short term to end this presidency?

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I just always referred to him as Joe Lieberman(R)- Tel Aviv.

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And to your chin, if you're a woman.

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My parents lived in Hernando, in Brooksville. How does a nice little old lady with a legal prescription for opioids go to prison? The opioid crisis doesn't exist, because most of the people who OD are also using other substances, such as alcohol and/or benzos at the same time. It should be called "The multi-drug crisis," but it never will be.

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Extra bonus points for not dragging his favorite fuck-toy out, and giving it a good and proper shagging in front of company.

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everyone is dead, dave

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"She was as willing to go for that as Hall & Oates."

That sentence alone is worth the price of my monthly donation. Exquisite.

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