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SeeTrain65's avatar

He so fat, he stepped on a talking scale and it said "No Party Buses, please."

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The Librarian's avatar

Ok, agreed, Farenthold is rather fugly, but it's his sliminess of character that makes him so. I've known unattractive men who date or are happily married because they are kind, thoughtful and witty, none of which describe this asshat.

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

I don't really, either. This is the biggest pack of cowards and sociopaths that have ever been elected to Congress, and I'm counting the Congress of 1861.

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

Good one! He's so ugly he has to sneak up on a glass of water.

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SeeTrain65's avatar

Meh. Collins' "insult" was tame. I'm sure many of us have been called worse, but I guess she believes in her civility and is actually ashamed when she's called on it.

Me? Sometimes, I have no such qualms. Like now. For you, Pervy McBadJammies.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

...if a young redheaded lady walked by, because he would have a wet dream everywhere and forget to shoot his gun entirely, ALLEGEDLY.

I think if a young redheaded lady walked by, Blake's gun would go off prematurely, ALLEGEDLY.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

A reporter asked two WH sources why he kept going after Sessions so viciously rather than just fire him.

Their answer? Because he can.

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Paniq! At Disqus's avatar

He is a human car wreck. You can't help but gawk at the stupid.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

"I call that my faggot gun. After two shots, you have to drop it for something better."

Gay Perry

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I think we can shut down this "He's your President, you know," bullshit from the Trumpanzees. He is the President of his base, and he doesn't give fuck all about representing anyone else in this country.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Just make sure they pay DC for every INCH of federal land and property within their borders before they leave. We don't want anyone to mistake them for takers.

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proudgrampa the younger's avatar

Well, it goes without saying that they lose ALL the federal property: the air bases, the army bases -- all that federal subsidy GOES.

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SeeTrain65's avatar

It was stolen. Change "party buses" to "coach parties" and you have a Mel Smith joke from Not The Nine O'Clock News.

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JesusWasAHippie's avatar

No problem. And we prefer to be called "differently pretty".

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Rick Allen's avatar

He threatened to shoot her and she said he was ugly. TOTALLY equivalent.

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SunnyDandThePurpleStuff's avatar

yeah, but can she or any other moderates like Lindsey Graham follow through integrity-wise and vote for impeachment/removal of Trump when the time comes?

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