Why doesn't Los Angeles have a Mermaid Parade, with mayor's kids Chiara and Dante de Blasio crowned by divine right our piscine leaders? Stupid Los Angeles.
Fine, New York. Have your awesome "art parade" that's had David Byrne and Harvey Keitel and Queen Latifah and Lou Reed and Laurie Anderson as fish kings and queens. We don't care. We have Dov Charney, the King of the Wangs.
<i>We have Dov Charney, the King of the Wangs.</i>
I can&#039;t believe I&#039;m going to say this, but could we please go back to talking about Kim and Kanye?
I think that &quot;eaten&quot; is an appropriate euphemism only when it&#039;s the Queen that gets et.